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opinionated. usiniulize nafanya nini niko shughuli zote

Joined November 2026
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Leo tena tumefukuza Wamatangi ju alikuwa anataka kutuwekea tarmac kwa shamba,waa.
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i've tested talking stages and i've tested situationships. i highly recommend sleeping on time.
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Tafuta hawa wanabbe buddies
Nimeingia talking stage na Strathmore baddie kazi ni kunipea novels hapa na kila jioni anataka nimpigie story ya chapter nimesoma😂😂what did I get myself into😂
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Nilidhani ni mimi peke yangu bana
What happened to maize paste, ugali sikuhizi unakula saa moja ikfika saa mbili njaa inakutwanga
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Mnataka niache shule
There is this tiktok trend of "we haven't seen you since you graduated "going around it's just prove of how many of us are not living our dream jobs and most of us are just surviving and how the system is fucked.
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For the lady , perhaps a tequila
naenda kuexplain how he should treat me nakumbuka he is just a 21 year old boy who has had 2 years from being a teen,wacha niwache jokes
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naenda kuexplain how he should treat me nakumbuka he is just a 21 year old boy who has had 2 years from being a teen,wacha niwache jokes
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Yessir
If they called you by your surname in secondary school, you probably had a certain kind of reputation
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How foolish can people be
Kuna comrade fulani nimeona ako na 494,000 USD kwa ADSELECT which is equivalent to 63 Million Kenyan Shillings. He's waiting to withdraw on Thursday. Enyewe pyramid schemes will never end!
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One sentence from a stranger vs Doctor's advice
Tangu Maasai fulani aniulize kama nataka kununua dawa ya kumaliza kitambi sijawahi kula ngano tena.
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Hao ndio mambo yao ni rahisi
Tulianza lini kupea akina Caicedo maua? Simps you're rigging the game.
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Mimi naona hiyo ni umaskini
Ukianza kutumia Airtel money there's no going back.
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BTW kushift from Mpesa to airtel money just to avoid transaction costs ni petty asf and a poverty mindset
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Kwanza hapo kwa charger, I hate sharing
Please buy your own Charger, airpods and power bank...stop disturbing people.
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Niko almost kutoka Campus na source of income bado ni kuwa student 😭mnipee ideas
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Same buana, hawa Campus couples wameshinda hata married couples
Mniongeze kwa list ya watu hawataoa University ladies,ndo natoka class nafika kwa ploti napata watu wananyaduana,jamani mmekula hadi breakfast kweli?
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Hiyo corporate nataka kuingia ndio mnalia
Work smart your next generation wasigo through corporate world, nimeona enough man🤦🏿‍♂️
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Ni ngumu kuwapata 😂
Uki sign backup stricker make sure hapendi media attention
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Na mimi mwenyewe nimebaki na 1yr hata sijui nitaanza wapi after mzazi kuniwachilia
Nyinyi mnafurahia graduation mimi natense zaidi hapo ndio mzazi anani hand over kwa dunia
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Umewahi enda shule
Kuna this business naona inaeza kufanya billionaire, biz ya carhire. Unashika prado kama 2. Each per day ni 60K. That's daily 120K*31= Per month ukona 3.7M. Paid more than president.
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