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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷

@ClassifiedHag

Yes, I'm really 40 years old. No I will not have sex with you. Minors DNI.

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Joined August 2026
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Halloweenor
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Rolled a perfect joint. Then rolled a shitty one. Baby steps
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Raspberry tea
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I can skip class tomorrow thank god
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Remember that Zionism is bipartisan. In 2016 Barack Obama signed an unprecedented security agreement with Israel to give IOF $38 billion over 10 years, amounting to $3.8 billion a year.
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Prof Julia Steinberger (@JKSteinberger) profile picture
Prof Julia Steinberger@JKSteinberger8h
Whelp, called it. Coercive dependence via bundling. Capitalism's response to people not actually wanting their products is always, always the creation & enforcement of coercive dependence, including via state regulation. That's the whole business model.
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS10h
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI. nytimes.com/2026/11/03/us/go…
Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)

Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)

Google is making it easier to restrict its A.I. tools for students. But schools that block A.I. entirely will lose student access to Google’s search engine.

nytimes.com
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j@needtoforgive6h
Replying to @cuteotakuboy88
yo quiero fuckear
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No we don't. Liberals will betray you.
rodrick (@user40484) profile picturerodrick@user404844h
tonight we lib out. hard.
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asuna (@swordthru) profile picture
asuna@swordthruNov 2
let me happen to you
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Anyway, a new American Socialist Party and a general strike, pls.
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lex (@wyd_lex) profile picture
lex@wyd_lexNov 2
when your fav oomf likes your tweet
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CuRii GOAT ✨🌻🇺🇸 (@thePoWer_RangeR) profile picture
CuRii GOAT ✨🌻🇺🇸@thePoWer_RangeR8h
Replying to @beycentric
Of course Robert said no
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suzy ⛧ (@cutetrainersuzy) profile picture
suzy ⛧@cutetrainersuzy19h
hahaha you’re so funny. anyways take your cock out
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Re: Mamdani
⭒˚ ☀︎.⋆ (@khalifaslimxx) profile picture⭒˚ ☀︎.⋆@khalifaslimxx16h
The people must be participants in their own liberation, not merely an audience waiting for another charismatic figure to promise it.
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It's 70 degrees. I'm not wearing a sweater or a long sleeve shirt just because it's November y'all are crazy
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miles 🦇🪶@manonsbatNov 2
day 2 of native american heritage month! fun fact, it's celebrated in november because it coincides with the conclusion of the traditional harvest season!
Image from miles 🦇🪶 (@manonsbat)
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UMAIR (@meinkiakaru) profile picture
UMAIR@meinkiakaruNov 2
FOMO (fantasies of making out)
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This is how y'all sound when y'all talk about the robots being developed to hunt us down in the streets
Nihilloligasan(2) (@OfficialTeol) profile pictureNihilloligasan(2)@OfficialTeol20h
Toilets serve an important purpose in society and should be treated with dignity
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It never works. It literally never works. When I debolp a routine, sodas start exploding in the freezer again so
✧ (@northstardoll) profile picture✧@northstardoll22h
Image from ✧ (@northstardoll)
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Bish said "debolp"
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Rick B. 🏳️‍🌈 (@rickbitch) profile pictureRick B. 🏳️‍🌈@rickbitchNov 2
Essa volta de anorexia para a moda deixa todo mundo feio e estranho, só a Mariah Carey parece saudável nesse novo comercial da Gucci… parece uma versão de Convenção das Bruxas para o Natal
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LET'S FUCKING GO
B̶l̶u̶e̶ C̶h̶e̶c̶k̶ Beth! (@BlueCheckBeth) profile pictureB̶l̶u̶e̶ C̶h̶e̶c̶k̶ Beth!@BlueCheckBeth10h
Image from B̶l̶u̶e̶ C̶h̶e̶c̶k̶ Beth! (@BlueCheckBeth)
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