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Squawks is an annual comedy stage show riffing on Charlotte politics, pop culture, sports through satire and musical parodies. Next show runs June 5-28, 2025!

Charlotte, NC
Joined June 2013
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Against everyone's better judgement... CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS IS BACK!!!! "Charlotte Squawks 21: Hold My Beer!" runs June 4 -28 at the Booth Theater!!! And TICKETS GOING ON SALE THIS FRIDAY, April 10 starting at 10 a.m.!!! blumenthalarts.org/events/de…
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Can you repo otters? (Asking for a friend)
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No more questions, your honor!
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We’re supposed to believe there are actually two basketball teams—-one called the Hawks and one called the Hawkeyes. That’s a huge stretch even for Jack Smith
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This afternoon in a senate office. Angry Staffer: You told me he went to a Hawks game. Chat GPT: My search indicated he went to a Hawks game. AS: No, he went to a Hawkeyes game. Chat GPT: You are right. I should have caught that earlier. Thank you for pointing that out.
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. Watch the whole thing:
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BREAKING: Baker Mayfield announced as next CMS Superintendent
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We caught up with @CltSquawks co-creators Mike Collins and Brian Kahn as they put the finishing touches on their 21st show, which has become one of their toughest thanks to the local news cycle throwing curveballs at them right up until the end. qcnerve.com/charlotte-squawk…
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Because…Charlotte sports
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LOL! Who did this one?😅
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I know what I’m going as for Halloween this year.
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This Artemis splashdown is cool, but I feel like Katy Perry and Gayle got out of their spaceship faster...
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They’re baaaaaack… 🐔 We’re so excited to announce @CltSquawks 21: Hold My Beer is taking over our Booth Playhouse June 4 – 28! For 20 years, Squawks has been taking down Charlotte through jokes, satire, and parodies of your favorite songs, leaving audiences in stitches - sometimes, needing stitches! You have PRIORITY ACCESS to tickets NOW before they go on sale to the public tomorrow (4/10) at 10am! Grab your tickets before the jokes are on you! Visit: bit.ly/SquawksSOCIAL
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This. 🤣🤣🤣
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@CltSquawks Good news - if you’re looking for somewhere to bring the kids tomorrow, we’ve got you. 🏁
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@CltSquawks Good news - if you’re looking for somewhere to bring the kids tomorrow, we’ve got you. 🏁
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Current situation
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