Coach House HFC

TEA GARDENS P-P COACHY game off this morning due to Tea Gardens not able to field a team. Reboot in div3 incoming after the star boys have binned it! In other news, Admin has just got out of jail on tag so I promise to behave & bring you more posts through the season UTC🔵⚪️

Coachy 6 - 1 The Wellow Much improved performance after last weeks defeat in the 1/4 final! TC ⚽️ Jules ⚽️ Liddy ⚽️⚽️ Sonny ⚽️ Northy ⚽️

After a long morning for us down at Bradley sees us bow out of the cup to 4 time winners @RacksSewell All the best for the next round lads 👏

Coachy 12 - 0 The Attic A win sees us top our group and into the 1/4 final of the Terry Hanley Cup. MOTM - Liddy for continuous running and hitting his 5k 🏃🏼 Goals shared around all the boys today ⚽️

Coachy 4 - 2 Nunny Utd Res Bare bones today as we get the win to kick off pre season - shout out to our lino who gifted them a goal talking to the water boy. MOTM - Jord Page with solid performance on his debut! Kirton ⚽️ Butters ⚽️ Lambert ⚽️⚽️

Humberston 5-2 Coach House A shit show of a first 20 cost us against league champs Humberston. Lads played some decent stuff 2nd half scoring twice. Had 10 men for last 15 after Sam Jewell got bored & booted someone. Big thanks to Jules going in net tonight🧤⚽️ UTC🔵⚪️

Man of match for Ben wells today, faultless in defence obviously with us only conceding 5. Good to have him back after a long lay off!⚽️ Needs to lay of the Brie though 🧀 UTC🔵⚪️

Coach house 11 - 5 Market Tav Back to back wins today for the boys against a full strength try hard Tav side! Special mention to Curt for starting on our mate Terry for a sin bin! A walk in the park.⚽️ MOM - Ben Wells at centre half, like a prime Phil Jones.🔥 UTC🔵⚪️

Old Vic 3 - 4 Coach House Eggo2⚽️ MaxT⚽️ Liddy Light work tonight against a very petulant Vic side. A fat header from Eggo followed by a tidy finish from Max, pick of the bunch was a thundercunt from Liddy, in off the bar!⚽️🔥 MOM - Eggo UTC🔵⚪️

Game of 2 halves. Man of the Match big Steve Mandanda keeping Trotba in check! UTC🔵⚪️

Blossom Way 2 - 6 Coach House Mitch⚽️Sonny⚽️ Wells⚽️ Cadge x3⚽️ Job done & into the Quarters🏆 Shoutout to Ben wells scoring on his return after a long lay off! New shorts on order for the big lad🐷🔥 UTC🔵⚪️

OCC 6-1 Coach House HFC Grayson⚽️ Onto Broadley next week. UTC🔵⚪️

4-0 up & fucked it up! The coachy boys come back to make it 4-4 second half after big Charlie bottled it & self subbed! A brilliant second half performance from the boys! Special mention to Julian Otu for putting the keeper gloves on & waving planes into his net. UTC🔵⚪️

After last weekends disappointing defeat to @Grimsby_Borough we are back in action tomorrow against table topping Waltham Tea Gardens! 10am kick off on the 3G⚽️🔵⚪️

Man of the match today was the old boy in the middle @Callum10Blythe for scoring 2 fat headers, everyone was bang average so we thought at least the voucher won’t go to waste 🐷⚽️ UTC🔵⚪️

Market Tav 4 - 3 Coachy Eggo⚽️ Cadge⚽️⚽️ Individual errors killing us first half against a good Tav side. Scrappy game with us scoring our goals from set pieces! Good to see one of our old boys Laity today, Louth must be putting nice spreads on!🐷

FT - Coach House HFC 3-3 Grafton Sonny 2⚽️ Eggo⚽️ 3-1 up cruising & fucked it up! Credit to Grafton took their chances well. Man of the match - Chaz Nicks🔥

Healing 2 - 4 Coach House HFC Obi, Mitch, Sonny, Cadge⚽️ Routine win for the boys against a stiff Healing side. Full head loss from the home bench with Ballard bursting into tears, getting sent to the car park. UTC🔵⚪️

Man of the match for us today was the old timer. Although we lost, he banked 1000cals lost & then polished off a big portion of loaded fries in under 7 mins for a £20 bet. Ultimate opportunist. 🐷⚽️