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@CockaroachLord

The real Gregor Samsa 😈🖤

 Aly, she/her, 21
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Joined September 2019
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U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

According to Andy Richter, U2’s the Edge penned a script for a sequel to “Elf” — but fans will likely never get to see (or read) it.

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boop@xboxbodywashNov 6
At my college there was a girl who famously claimed to be dating and having sex with the game Tetris. It was a gigantic university but if there was a lull in conversation someone would go "Do you know about Tetris Girl" and everyone would say Yup how does it work with the blocks
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🆎@strangesapphicsOct 30
william shatner is outliving everyone because when charlie kirk died he absorbed the remaining years of his life by way of kirk to kirk cosmic connection
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RIP to Poop from the Emoji Movie
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Apartment got inspected and maintenance was surprised by the rubber chicken
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And they say white people have no culture…
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Someone in the Dallas exurbs is going to have to tell his wife where the Christmas presents money went.
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isa bel@stickshiftrannyOct 25
i need to change my digital footprint so bad this is the worst ad i’ve ever seen
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Imagine if wives of men who worked at sewage plants acted like this and called themselves “poop wives”
𝓜𝓾𝓷𝓲 𝓡𝓪𝓽 🐀 (@Dr_DewSweep) profile picture𝓜𝓾𝓷𝓲 𝓡𝓪𝓽 🐀@Dr_DewSweepOct 17
Currently going down the rabbit hole of “line wife” TikTok…I’m literally dying of cringe
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You snooze you lose
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Chinese kids were speaking next to me and said “finance bro” as a loanword in Mandarin
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You just had to be there
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guy who hopes aliens exist so u can culturally appropriate from them
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There’s people dying who have never died before
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RJ Mitte, 'Breaking Bad' Star, Dies at 34 variety.com/2026/tv/news/rj-…
RJ Mitte, ‘Breaking Bad’ Star, Dies at 34

RJ Mitte, ‘Breaking Bad’ Star, Dies at 34

RJ Mitte, who starred in 'Breaking Bad' as Walter White Jr., has died. He was 34.

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Going triple platinum in America B
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Kid Rock and Eminem are teaming up on a Christian album, despite being on opposite sides of the political aisle. The longtime Detroit friends have known each other for nearly 40 years, and Kid Rock says they made a pact long ago to never let politics destroy their friendship. Now, he's bringing Eminem into his new faith-based project, "Halfway 2 Jesus," hoping their unlikely collaboration sends a message to a divided country. Kid Rock also reveals what inspired his renewed focus on faith and his plans to bring Christian revivals to stadiums. Read more: foxnews.com/media/kid-rock-d…
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Messina earthquake…120k dead Italians.
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what's the worst thing that ever happened, to you personally or in general, on your birthday? I'll start, I was born on January 6th
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Any other America A/B scholars want to debate on this? Mississippi/Missouri watershed is potentially the closest geographical indicator of America B (there are a few obvious exceptions)
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Or at the very least, proof of my theory of dividing America B into “Midwestern/Plains B” and “Southwestern B” and “Southeastern B”. The magic is in the rivers.
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