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Welcome to The Weird Fantasy World of Crypto! Cointasy - Amazing Fantasy News about Crypto, Finance and Memes from this fucking simulated world.
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Joined February 2021
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I commit and guarantee that all of the above promises are true🫵🏻😎.
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BULLSHIT NEWS: 🚀 Elon Musk says SpaceX could be worth orders of magnitude more than the entire Earth economy. 🌍💀
Elon: “We’re going to the Moon.” 🚀
Investors: “How high can the stock go?”
Elon: “Yes.” 🫵😎
P/s: If SpaceX is going to be worth more than the entire Earth economy, are investors buying shares… or buying tickets to Mars at the top? 🤔
JUST IN: Elon Musk predicts SpaceX $SPCX will be worth "orders of magnitude more than the current Earth economy."
BULLSHIT NEWS: 🚀 Elon Musk says SpaceX could be worth orders of magnitude more than the entire Earth economy. 🌍💀
Elon: “We’re going to the Moon.” 🚀
Investors: “How high can the stock go?”
Elon: “Yes.” 🫵😎
P/s: If SpaceX is going to be worth more than the entire Earth economy, are investors buying shares… or buying tickets to Mars at the top? 🤔
JUST IN: Elon Musk predicts SpaceX $SPCX will be worth "orders of magnitude more than the current Earth economy."
MONEY SHIT NEWS: 🇺🇸 Companies backed by Trump’s sons have now raked in $6+ BILLION in U.S. government contracts since their investments.
Trump family: “We’re just investing.” 😌
Government contracts: “And we’re just showing up.” 🫵😂
P/s: At what point does “family business” start looking a little too close to government business? 🤔
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Companies backed by President Trump's sons have won over $6,000,000,000 in US government contracts since his reelection, ABC reports.
MONEY SHIT NEWS: 🇺🇸 Companies backed by Trump’s sons have now raked in $6+ BILLION in U.S. government contracts since their investments.
Trump family: “We’re just investing.” 😌
Government contracts: “And we’re just showing up.” 🫵😂
P/s: At what point does “family business” start looking a little too close to government business? 🤔
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Companies backed by President Trump's sons have won over $6,000,000,000 in US government contracts since his reelection, ABC reports.
LIQUIDATION SHIT NEWS: $BTC just dropped below $84,000 for no fucking reason😌😌😌
$360M in crypto longs liquidated in just 10 minutes.
Bitcoin: “Nothing happened.” 😌
Longs: “THEN WHY AM I BROKEN AS SHIT?” 😭
P/s: If Bitcoin can liquidate $360M in 10 minutes for “no reason,” are longs basically just voluntary donations to the market? 😏😏😏
LIQUIDATION SHIT NEWS: $BTC just dropped below $84,000 for no fucking reason😌😌😌
$360M in crypto longs liquidated in just 10 minutes.
Bitcoin: “Nothing happened.” 😌
Longs: “THEN WHY AM I BROKEN AS SHIT?” 😭
P/s: If Bitcoin can liquidate $360M in 10 minutes for “no reason,” are longs basically just voluntary donations to the market? 😏😏😏