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Slumped Cold Rango

@ColdedRango

Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kav, Clancy Jr, Ank, Leka, Dillashaw glazer

Joined October 2025
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a triumph of the human spirit
samaroont (@samaroooont) profile picturesamaroont@samaroooont7h
rizin's heavyweight saviour
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Rizin commentary is incredible, I'm ready to do backflips after that HW classic
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Walker iron chin #ufc #UFCVegas124
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i love transitional submissions and i love tsukasa mizoguchi
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I’m pretty sure it’s something related to this nitter.cf/tonylaramie/status/132…
tony laramie (@TonyLaramie) profile picturetony laramie@TonyLaramie17 Nov 2020
It’s crazy how dirty pussy can actually smell like fish
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JOHNNY WALKER OUT OF NOWHERE 🤯🤯 [ #UFCVegas124 | LIVE on @paramountplus ]
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Replying to @ColdedRango
Good job scumbag
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Stipe Myosick@stipemyosick10h
I went to Taco Bell the other day and ordered tacos with salsa, but I ran out of salsa, so I went to ask for extra, but the guy at the counter just looked at me and said, “Johnny Walker!” I was confused at first, until it all dawned on me. I’d eaten up all their Salsa, boy…💀😂
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Keeping it brief today. Waldo Cortes-Acosta lacks the technical proficiency in both striking and grappling to compete effectively against a high-level operator like Johnny Walker inside the cage. King Johnny Walker. KO...
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Holy shit lore-accurate Johnny Walker is finally here
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We’ll make a fan out of you bud Sooner or later
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Rango pretending to like a nobody just to be my enemy
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Maybe rango does deserve to live
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What a ko by Walker, moving to HW genuinely saved his chin and career. To chin Waldo is incredibly impressive to me so thats a huge statement even tho he was looking like shit for a bit #UFCVegas124
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Thank god, fuck waldo awful fighter
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Just discovered Rizin is live right now and this poster is fucking killing me 💀What is Tony doing in Japan
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“There’s a solid chance Pinto won’t be fighting on the London card” POLAR BEARS DONT LOSE IN DECEMBER.
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@ColdedRango how walker started moving
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Dropped his ass so badly holy shit
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