@Coleidoscopes

I write, make sardonic jokes, share art, talk about films, and loathe the state of things β™₯︎ Swiftie since Debut

Crossroads, US.
Joined October 2019
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i just found out vets treat ear hematomas in dogs and cats by sewing buttons onto them??? πŸ₯Ί
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Yes. I've also seen them use a rolling pin.
I just heard that men crack their dicks like a glow stick to get rid of their boner???? IS THIS TRUE
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If billionaires came out and said they were going to hunt us for sport, some of you would defend it by saying: "You’re just mad because you can’t fucking run fast."
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I'm not watching that execution because I'm mostly normal and couldn't even deal with Neegan killing Glenn. I'm an American citizen. Not medieval Bertha.
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I argued with her one time and she ratio'd tf out of me but it was fine because 10yo me would have fainted had I told her Roseanne whacked us
Roseanne Barr shoots secret comedy series with star-studded cast in huge comeback 8 years after controversial cancellation trib.al/sRHQCYl
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Replying to @fffffjjjvvvyy
Better than a butt injury #putsomeiceonit
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Replying to @smm560
I'm wondering why Cornell isn't more heavily criticised for being a major investor in Pornhub. Known for it's underage teen content, revenge p*rn, spy cameras, all the shit associated with collage. It that meant to be a 'regular' thing schools do there?
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When the stoplight turns green, please look both ways at an intersection before pressing the gas. It takes seconds and can prevent you from being struck by someone running a red light.
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I could never vote Democrat because they believe in forced pharmaceuticals and human experimentation. That directly applies to my life and I have spent 15 years fighting the pharmaceutical industry and horribly negligent medical professionals who kill half a million Americans every year. The world could be on fire and I'm still not voting for that. It's a libertarian ticket for me.
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Replying to @emilyakopp
There's also this: Pennsylvania is the national hub of vaccine production, manufacturing 50% of all vaccines produced in the United States. nitter.cf/_kelly_neill_/status/2…
I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fiasco underway in that state.
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The weirdest thing I have found about Susan Dell is how she doesn't have a Wikipedia page under her maiden or married name, but her husband does. All information about her comes from a website associated with her.
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You know what I think is so interesting about this? How every shock-value report only comes out of PA despite measles cases across the country and abroad. So, I spent a few nights looking into anything that would make PA special, and this is what I found- The largest Merck manufacturing plant is in PA. Their PAC? Registered in PA. Who are they? The main producers of the MMR for the U.S. Josh Shapiro? Receives millions from them and their affiliates. The company (High Properties) who bought Johnson-Merck’s $14,000,000 factory that shut down? On PA’s development board. Where? Lancaster, the same town that all 3 medical facilities reported with the cases are in. The significance of the medical facilities? Funded by Penn State, which receives millions from Merck every year. So interesting.
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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While we’re on the subject of reptilian people, please don't forget that you heard about Tom Cruise from me
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the buildings will be made of chocolate cake and it'll rain purple sprinkles every Friday
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. πŸš€πŸŒ•
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I replaced the information about myself with information about the world, and now my brain runs 5 different streams of thought about corruption (mostly). It's not healthy but it's better than eating your own soul.
this is genuinely what my brain sounds like 24 hours a day tiktok.com/t/ZPL2LtoTa/
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Medical malpractice/neglect kills an average of 1,200 Americans every single day, btw
Three years ago over 1,000 Jews (including 49 Americans) were brutally murdered in Israel in one of the worst Islamic terrorist attacks of our lives. May their memory be a blessing.
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I believe the people that accepted money for their kids from Epstein’s black book are the least mentally functional people in the world. There is a lot of shame in that. If you did that, you should feel very gross and very nervous. That kind of stupidity deserves extreme anxiety. You took money from the most prolific child traffickers in the world for your CHILDREN specifically. Light would come out the other side if someone put a flashlight up to your ear. I mean it so viciously.
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They announced who they were, what they've done, and how they're not going to stop AND THEN PAID YOU FOR YOUR CHILDREN. Call me insane all you like, but I'm not the one who thinks child rapists want the children to have a fat savings account and a bright future.
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Replying to @ClownWorld
Just briefly looking…that’s all it takes LEAVE MY PLASTIC BILLIONAIRE ALONE 😭
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