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Came to mizzou from out of state for journalism 4 years ago knowing that our basketball and football were stinky doodoo butt but at least i’d get to experience some semblance of a fun SEC atmosphere occasionally, and now i get to watch 2 top 15 programs. life is a beautiful thing
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(warning not football. Turn away. You are warned)
I am happy but like. Why did voters not do this two years ago. Nothing that has happened since has been surprising
In case you’re curious how it’s going in the Oval Office…
Donald Trump is currently on the phone with Fox News talking about how Greenland is 3x bigger than Texas
Better head to bed buddy, mandatory sex change surgery is tomorrow at 9 AM
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everyone who supported MAGA over the past 2 years needs to be shunned and shamed by society. one of the biggest embarrassments ever. don’t let them sneakily try to tip toe back into society. YOU were part of the most overtly corrupt, and inept administrations ever
God rest the souls of my great grandparents, but thank goodness I was able to vote blue down the ballot for them in St. Louis!
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Convincing people with six teeth to defend people with eight yachts may be the greatest political con job in modern history.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
arkolith.com/news/news-micr…
therepublic.com/?p=843020
governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Eli Drinkwitz after Mizzou won at Arkansas 34-10
"I'd like to tip my cap to the Razorbacks, all those new lights they put in.
"Those lights look good."
"I know it was a big deal for them to get their lightbulbs changed out."
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