Based upon our latest calculations, the Oklahoma State and the University of Central Florida have already been eliminated from next year’s CFP playoffs, too.

If @UCF_Football thinks that by hiring back their ex-GF we are going to give them any bump in ratings, they have another thing coming. Like The Bob’s said… “We fixed the glitch, professor.”

Let's check in on our biggest embarrassment...

Thanks for pointing out this glitch in our ranking algorithm. UCF should be somewhere in the low 20s. We'll get to work on fixing this as soon as possible. Appreciate the help!

Our Week 1 analysis is complete (pending the LSU/USC game) and the BEST student section in the country for Week 1 goes to Iowa's @IowaHawksNest! The WORST student section in the country for Week 1 goes to UCF's @UKNIGHTMARE. Good luck to all schools in Week 2!

We don't even recognize this "title" - we're a flawed ranking system, not a body that awards championships. 2017 is our greatest shame.

We are demoting @LibertyFootball to the last-place ranking in our final ratings that we will publish soon. This is a punitive move based on their absolute embarrassment of a performance that shamed the entire G5. Be better next time, Flames.

Frankly, we at Colley have heard from inside sources that no other bowl wanted you because your fanbase is illiterate and you have an embarrassing coach that bounces around flipping off the opposing sideline. Nobody wanted that trash in their town. Have fun w your Sun Belt team.

Jeremy, we don't like you.

Central Florida finishes the regular season with a Colley Matrix ranking of 71. This is the first time in the history of the Matrix that a team has finished with a ranking that is equal to the average IQ of its student body. Congrats to Central Florida!