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"When we define ourselves by what everyone thinks, it's hard to be brave. When we stop caring about what everyone thinks, we're too armored for authentic connection." Brené Brown.
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Huwa uko informed but it seems we all at some point lose some direction. Is Moha in LMM? Do you know in what capacity he was with there?
Your fave is running a shelter for political rejects. It’s now all about power and not ‘rule of law’.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tbh, Linda Mwananchi need a proper budget. That event looks poorly funded and organised
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Moha is not in LMM, though. He came as a guest and is DPL of Wiper.
Dear @edwinsifuna you’re one of the smartest politicians I know. I’m sure you’re aware that there are opportunists who used Baba’s name and influence to get positions and not necessarily care where he would end up. I see the same happening to you. Many of the people you were with today have seen the wave you have created and they are riding on that. If by some sorcery UDA and ODM suddenly became popular, they will leave you. Let them come, sawa, let them support you but please, don’t give them positions. Someone like @MohaJichoPevu told us without shame that he “has no regrets voting ‘Yes’ for the finance bill” while people were being slaughtered as he did so. We have a lot of hope in you, show us how different you are from what we’ve seen in the past. God speed, sir. #sisinisifuna #RutoMustGo #Wantam
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So according to affordable bloggers, someone coming to your home and telling you you're not a man enough to lead your family should be hugged and kissed?
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Affordable bloggers wamepata kitu ya kuongelelea leo about hiyo story ya Kalonzo. Had Kalonzo not said what he said, no one would have said anything. He also needs to learn to read the room.
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Which government have you run before?
This dude has no clue how a Government works. Haha it's funny. Is there another option other than Watenya really?
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Hehehe
Sifuna must be told, in no uncertain terms, that neither psychopathy nor mediocrity will propel him to the Presidency. There must be mutual respect.
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Kwani alikua anaenda kwa mother in law?
Lakini Sifuna unakuja aje such important occasion na t-shirt ?
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This is so sad. Saa hizo the said snake is still healthy and enjoying life.
DISTURBING! Fear friends 😭! On 14th February, this beautiful lady, Roselyn Ashanti Mchuna, woke up in high spirits since it was her birthday. She was doing well at the time with a chain of AirBnb businesses in several towns. To celebrate this milestone, Chunna as she is fondly referred by family and friends threw a lavish birthday party. Unknown to her, among the 'friends' a snake was smithering with jealous. Chunna was allegedly poisoned according to Doctors treating her. She collapsed at the party, taken to hospital, never to talk, walk, see or eat again. For months she was in the ICU. According to the doctors, she suffered 50% brain damage. Even after the family reported the matter as an attempted murder, nobody was ever summoned or arrested. Chunna is now under the care of her mom.
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Kaka @FauzKhalid nitumie ile contract nisome, nishafunga wiki
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Mzee Ole Kaparo ako LMM? Reminds me of Mzee Ole Ntimama pale ODM.
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Samosa World wanauza 35/-
Jana niliona watu wakisema 2100 for 30 pieces of samosa ni fair pricing nikajiambia enyewe mimi si TA Samosa si ni 50 bob ama 50*30?? Hiyo extra ni including delivery and packaging?
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They don't let kaongo breathe
Edwin sifuna: Kasongo aliposikia the Equitable Party ndio ya Sifuna ameanza kuimba usawa
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Riggy G ni mchokozi sana.
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It is a political event not a corporate AGM.
I'm watching Linda Mwananchi live, and they look very disorganised buana
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Taptengelei 😅
"Finya finya computer na uweke dollars kwa mfuko"
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Muhindi amenipea break to follow @LindaMwananchi_ launch. Bless the muhindi
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*disorganized is the word. But tunajua hii machungu ni vile imepenya.
LINDA MWANACHI NI YA JOKERS WALAI, WAKO SO UNORGANIZED.
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Being a friday leo unataka simu gani?
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