Political wonk. Laughtivist. Not into Lattes, but partial to SmashedAvo. Written for @SBScomedy, the AIMN & ProgressiveConversation. Often doesn't get own jokes
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According to Trump on 60 minutes this week, everyone in America is individually $3 billion richer - so shouldn’t take long to get the funding for this.
WE GOT A $600 MILLION BALLROOM AT THE WHITE HOUSE AND A BILLION DOLLAR AIRPLANE FOR THE PRESIDENT, MAYBE YOU DUMBFUCKS SHOULD’VE FIXED AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL FIRST.
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So the Democrats only represent foreigners now? That's an unusual electoral strategy - exclusively representing people who can't vote for you. Has anyone told their American voters?
The Democrat Party no longer represents US citizens.
Only Muslim foreigners.
I don’t know how people can’t see what I see.
How can you not see our country is being taken over by Muslims??
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I’m surprised the judges on @theblock didn’t give the girls 10s today. They are so bias towards them. One of them even said they “gifted” house 2 to the other contestants as though they should be grateful. They are just so bias it’s unbelievable.
Only watching #TheBlock now to (hopefully) see the girls house not sell on the day. I desperately want them to fail. I have never felt like this in any other series of the block.
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Always with the politics of fear. If he’s not copying Hanson he’s copying Abbott.
When will the LNO realise that they actually need to develop a spine and work out what they stand for instead of trying to copy everyone else.
For small and family businesses, the last thing they need is another complicated toxic tax hanging over their heads.
Now the next grenade in Jim Chalmers’ horror budget has been discovered: a secret birth tax.
Adding a newborn to a family trust could trigger a 47% tax on its entire income.
Labor tried to tax death and divorce. Now they want to tax birth.
Families need certainty, not more Labor tax traps.
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It’s only a matter of time before he dies his hair orange, buys a fish and chip shop and starts wearing a burka into parliament.
What a sad excuse for a politician.
The #BeigeBlock strikes again.
What do wealthy Victorians have against colour?
#TheBlock #TheBlockAu
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