Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Nov 9, 2026 · 7:38 AM UTC

My all-time pro team went 63-19 🏀 Think you can beat that? Play 82-0: 82-0.com/s/f5608560-2b15-48d…

Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Jun 27, 2026 · 2:15 AM UTC

Script writers went crazy when they decided Iran/Egypt would be the Pride match #WorldCup

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Jay The Abstract 🍶 · May 13, 2026 · 6:10 AM UTC

That makes two of us.

Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Oct 12, 2025 · 2:32 PM UTC

Justin Fields 2/4 for 1 yard passing halfway through the 2nd quarter #Jets

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Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Aug 10, 2024 · 5:11 PM UTC

5x, 5x, 5x, 5x, 5x Olympic Champions 🏅 #USWNT #Paris2024

Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Oct 9, 2023 · 11:15 PM UTC

open.spotify.com/track/10Y0k… Slugs of Love remains one of my favorite albums of the year, and Frisco is definitely a song I've had on repeat constantly. @LittleDragon

Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Jul 31, 2023 · 4:12 PM UTC

Ayoooo. 14 years. Entering my dinosaur era. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Apr 17, 2023 · 3:18 PM UTC

Me, in the break room at this establishment that I will not name reading about Jalen Hurts getting 255 million in 5 years.

Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Apr 12, 2023 · 7:17 PM UTC

Vince McMahon looks like a telenovela villain.

Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Mar 30, 2023 · 7:57 PM UTC

Only 200 mg of caffeine, but considering I pretty much haven't consumed much in the past 8 months, it has me charged up.

Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Mar 18, 2023 · 1:03 PM UTC

Rest in peace Lance Reddick 😔

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Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Mar 13, 2023 · 9:49 PM UTC

Lol this is literally the same letter from a couple of episodes ago. Nice try though. #Netflix #Outlast

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Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Mar 8, 2023 · 2:17 PM UTC

Baby Franco / Motives. I still revisit this song often. youtu.be/eNq0pKSQof4

Jay The Abstract 🍶 · Feb 15, 2023 · 9:31 AM UTC

Jaden. Still in love. youtu.be/4FVfBJ7V4jM