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ComradeSnek☭ 🐍

@ComradeSnake

I promise nothing and deliver less| New Jewel Movement Supporter. |🩷@nocertainlynot 🩷

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Joined August 2012
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Anime It couple of Twitter (I love my wife)
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Every political ad this year is like “LIBERAL Democrat Sherrod Brown is fucking you in the ass RIGHT NOW. Look down!”
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Watching “throat busting fantasy” on the London tour bus and shaking my head so everyone knows it’s illegal
moth 🔞 @ internet fetish microceleb (@pochamoth) profile picturemoth 🔞 @ internet fetish microceleb@pochamoth15h
BBW Facesitting now illegal in my country what’s the point of living
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ARDAY DISCOURSE IS BACK ON THE MENU!! Wooo!
Dr Marchella Ward (always 'Chella') (@LuxMea) profile pictureDr Marchella Ward (always 'Chella')@LuxMea16h
This was the white liberal position all along: concede that race “was a factor” but continue to treat Jason as guilty without proof. Now he’s been cleared of plagiarism yet again but this is still the white liberal position because it never had anything to do with proof / truth.
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Is this entire chick’s fame based on being hauntingly ugly?
New York Magazine (@NYMag) profile pictureNew York Magazine
@NYMagOct 28
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,​ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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Being a retarded geek seems like such a curse.
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Can’t even enjoy my dumb comic about guys shooting lasers out of their eyes without thinking about Israel 😢
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Me and my bro putting down our phones and living in the moment
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also mr_eggs 🇵🇸 (@oeufs_brouilles) profile picture
also mr_eggs 🇵🇸@oeufs_brouillesOct 28
You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Committing early voting election fraud for every candidate to make sure it’s a fair contest.
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This is just my wife
Alexandra Sorolla (@AlexandraSoro) profile pictureAlexandra Sorolla
@AlexandraSoroOct 27
"Amadriade" By Roberto Ferri. 🖌️🌹 Italian painter. Oil on canvas. 46.5 × 36 cm.
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Mattias 🎃
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The "emotional labor" of ogling my wife when she gets out of the shower and molesting her while she's cooking dinner
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Famously, there are a series of YouTube videos from 15 years ago that explain a great deal about why they are bad.
Little Boots Productions (@LittleBootsPro) profile pictureLittle Boots Productions@LittleBootsProOct 26
I keep on hearing people say “the Prequels are bad,” yet no one can actually explain why or how they are bad. It almost always boils down to personal preference. Rarely does anyone point to an objective flaw with the film that diminishes them in some capacity.
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I’m sick of underdog stories. Let’s get a top dog story. Just two hours of Apollo Creed whipping ass and keeping his belt.
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Very normal stuff. Not psychopathic at all.
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Getting Stigmata from bad weed
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Haydn, 🇵🇸@bilbosfootcombOct 25
You can do whatever you want in life and nobody can stop you. put magical girl cosmos holofoil on your Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card who gives a shit
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Many people (me) are calling it the greatest Substack post of all time
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Is everyone just retarded how? (Rhetorical) The only genuine callback is the desert shot. Everything else is just regular film blocking. Shooting nearly every dialogue scene in shot/reverse shot is not a “callback.”
Supoko (@Kaorumitsurugi) profile pictureSupoko@KaorumitsurugiOct 26
Major reason I can’t stand most prequel critics because they treat George like a bumbling retard because the characters “talk weird” when most filmmakers could never do this kind of visual callbacks and circular storytelling with imagery across multiple films
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SALVO ‼️ (@Salvo1st) profile pictureSALVO ‼️
@Salvo1stOct 26
Ethan Klein Affair Bombshell 🚨 Mistress Tamara was searching “sterile vs infertile” Is she pregnant with Ethan’s kid?
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I know they had the best intentions but this comes up short.
Cardiff Council (@cardiffcouncil) profile pictureCardiff Council@cardiffcouncilOct 25
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

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