I keep putting kibble in my dogs bowl, and it keeps disappearing. So I go buy more kibble, and refill the bowl. My wife said it sounds like your just feeding the dog kibble and I said yes that is exactly what's happening
I heard on a podcast Elon musky always created a sense of urgency at his companies to get results. That's why when I have an important prompt I tell codex "Go!" At the end of it. I think I'm CEO material
My dog keeps digging holes so I keep buying fill dirt at home depot. Every time she digs a new one I get another bag. My wife says it sounds like I'm just feeding fill dirt to the dog and I started crying
You bolt awake. What year is it? You ask your wife. Am I retarded? She laughs, "we don't say the R word anymore. Cmon anon, it's time for land acknowledgements". You look closer, she has blue hair and is a man. You are gay
Breaking: it is now illegal to serve sunny side up eggs in Michigan, and they have been officially been renamed Shia side up eggs
Saw the official OnX off-road car- I'm not surprised an absolute booty cheeks off road app rocks a virgin IFS bronco instead of a CHAD solid axle rig like a jeep (or OG bronco)
There is a dim sum spot in San Francisco
They call the house of the rising bun
And it's been the ruin of many a slim foid
And God, I know, I'm one
I call this roman lunch. Olives and bait fish got me feeling like a relatively successful wine merchant






















