@CongressisFun
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I love congress even when it disappoints me
Washington, DC
Joined December 2025
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CongressisFun retweeted
Hand this to your QB on Monday.
Collect it before Thursday’s meeting.
By then, he should know:
• Their base front and coverage
• The pre-snap coverage indicators
• How the safeties rotate
• Which matchup to attack
• Who brings pressure
• Where his hot throw is
• What changes on third down
The new QB Film Opponent Evaluation 2.0 is now inside the GameDay Systems Vault.
OL is complete. QB is complete. More positions are coming.
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Most coaches don’t need to watch MORE film.
They need a better plan for studying it.
I’m finishing a 12-page, 10-step Film Study System that helps coaches:
• Know what they’re looking for
• Find the clues that give plays away
• Identify what changes games
• Turn film into calls, checks and practice work
Coming soon to the GameDay Systems Vault.
CongressisFun retweeted
A huge situational trend is 7 or 8-Up MUG looks on 2nd & Long.
Offensive Play Callers need to get creative with their Protection Plan!
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“Three amazing people.” A woman, man and their 4-year-old daughter were the victims of a fiery crash on I-66 as they headed home from church. Two men were charged with reckless driving. trib.al/4UGLsU8
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Metro GM says tomorrow at 9:37 a.m. on September 11 all trains and buses will stop moving for one minute as part of a moment of silence on the 25th anniversary of the terrorist attacks on our area and New York. #wmata
CongressisFun retweeted
Sources who spoke to @ashleyrgold said an in-the-works AI safety bill from Sens. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., Ted Cruz, R-Texas, and Majority Leader John Thune is the only viable option to stand a chance before 2027
semafor.com/article/09/10/20…
CongressisFun retweeted
Unbelievably sad, an Iowa band member died after collapsing in the heat during Saturday's game.
This heat wave is so incredibly serious. nytimes.com/athletic/7575354…
DEADLY I-66 CRASH UPDATE: Two drivers are now facing charges after a fiery Sunday crash killed three people in Fairfax.
wjla.com/news/local/i66-fair…
CongressisFun retweeted
How to destroy a beloved brand.
Step 1: Put a soulless, data-driven consultant who has never even seen a basketball court or a running track up close in charge.
Step 2: He goes direct! And increase profits while destroying the retail distribution system and betraying a multitude of 20-year-long partnerships.
Step 3: Motivated and innovative competitors like On Running and Hoka rush to fill the distribution gap Nike left by abandoning its trusted partners.
Step 4: Not satisfied, he fires all the stupid creative people who can't prove any of their ideas work with hard data. What could they possibly know?
Step 5: Celebrate when milking the brand for every last cent works for about 18 months, even though the data quickly show a disaster is looming.
Step 6: OMG? Wut?
Step 7: Fire the old CEO and bring in a new one who's been with the brand since day one. He tries his best, but just too much damage was done.
Step 8: Get delisted... Go down in history as the greatest example of data-driven idiots destroying one of the most successful creative brands of all time.
The end.
CongressisFun retweeted
Automate your entire scout cards process.
I gave AI three documents: my formation naming system, my defense alignment rules, and 51 plays of opponent Hudl data as a demo run.
It gave me back drawn scout cards that includes accurate formations, routes, blocking assignments, ball carrier, with my defense lined up correctly on every card.
When a blocking scheme looks off, I correct it in one sentence and it never draws it wrong again.
Scout cards are officially off my plate.
CongressisFun retweeted
The real reason Seth moulton lost was because he did nothing about the cabal at jimmy johns
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Just in: Washington, DC is one of only two major US cities where the number of families with kids is growing.
That’s a great barometer of how a city is doing. Families choose places where they feel safe, have great public transit, access to great schools, and can enjoy great parks and public spaces.
wsj.com/us-news/seattle-and-…
CongressisFun retweeted
Wisconsin high school QB dead at 17 after suffering injuries in game trib.al/Bn8gJnR
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“Here, you have this very beautiful, very powerful woman, who is creating the life that she wants and appears to be very happy,” @JessicaValenti tells @anniekarni. “A very big part of the conservative Republican agenda right now is targeting young women. The last thing they need is a young woman modeling what a life could look like that they are so desperate to stop.” nytimes.com/2026/08/12/us/po…
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Darline Graham has been trying to differentiate herself from her brother as more hawkish on immigration. I asked if she thought those with DACA status should be deported. She initially talked about birthright citizenship and, on followup, said she had no thoughts "right now."
CongressisFun retweeted
JFK on the Cuban Missile Crisis: You know that old story about Abe Lincoln in the Cabinet, he said, "All in favor say, 'Aye,' and the whole cabinet voted 'Aye,' and Lincoln voted 'No' and he said the vote is No." The constitution places the responsibility on the president.
CongressisFun retweeted
Ashton Jeanty couldn't put pressure on his leg when leaving the field.
Afterwards the Raiders gathered for a moment as a team to acknowledge the injury, per @VinnyBonsignore.
Ashton Jeanty helped off practice field after colliding with teammate while running route, per @samwarren83.