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Shadow Realm
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Evie and I take shots trading off gut wrenching off Naruto scenes to see who cries first.
Result: both failing
Trying to marry @EverstoneEvie but instead of 7 evil exes like Scott pilgrim (because unfortunately she doesn’t have 7 exes), it’s the worst 7 movies I’ve ever seen in my life.
Evie was talking about how much she played Pokemon Pinball as a kid so we started playing again. My hi-score is 130mil and hers is still an ongoing game at 3bil+. I’m trying my hardest 😭
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me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a level 3 fiend monster nitter.cf/dzeeff/status/18089393…
I can’t wait to be home 😭
I don’t know dick about astrology but a girl with crystals told me I got Stelio Cantos in Pisces and idk how to handle this information
Me and @EverstoneEvie have watched so much game of thrones and lord of the rings while we’ve been sick and our dialect is reflecting.
Eevee: “you know, I’m starting to think he doesn’t actually have a PhD in anything”
Me: Who?
Her: “… Dr.Pepper”
@EverstoneEvie
Eevee lost her voice from coughing and she started laughing saying she sounded like a Mecha Phantom Beast
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“What’s that one shakira song? She wolf? The one where she’s walking through a pussy?” -Eevee (Thanksgiving ‘23)
