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Observer and commentator of wild and reckless behaviors from a reasonable distance. Newlywed 🥰 Mom 👸🏾🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈 VSU💙🧡 Regent💙💚 Alumna. 🦅💚 757

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Joined August 2014
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My husband, my husband, my husband!
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Why didn’t the dad let his son be Mario then or yall only got shit to say about women
The difference between having a narcissistic mother VS a happy family
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Other than Peacock b/c I'm watching The Office with my husband (his 1st watch!) I am going to try to watch free movies and TV shows only for 30 days...
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Day 3 Now watching #SetitOff on @tubi before it leaves the platform. I saw this when it first came out and I had forgotten that a woman was shot and killed so close to Frankie that she still had her blood on her when they fired her!
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Stony was a whole ass fool for tearing that check up! Especially what she had to do to get it. This goofball robbed a bank with his project intials cut in his head and stayed in the damn neighborhood! 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Replying to @frntbuff_
People are gonna come up with justifications but the real answer is that it looks cooler if it works that way. It shouldn't be possible but its a superhero movie, the nitty gritty physics dont matter
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Replying to @Variety
what 9 year old is asking for a Noah Wyle autograph??
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I think it is because of the rift they had. They hadn't really had a chance to fully mend things before the opportunity was gone.
in this scene they all kneeled but Steve fell to his knee.. i can't get over it..
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Who do monsters buy cookies from? Ghoul scouts
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When are you going to allow yourself to be happy?
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Ladies,you only pick two? 🥹 1. Fluent in 10 languages 2. Free flights & hotels forever 3. Dream body while eating 4. Unlimited wigs & makeup 5. Unlimited wardrobe 6. $ 1M every month
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TikTok told me to go to trial to fight a red light ticket & hope that the officer doesn’t show up for it to get dismissed.. Nigga not only did the SHERIFF show up he also had a STACK of evidence against me- red light cam pics from 10 different angles, time stamps, everything 🫠
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My kid refuses to wear this shirt " because it's AI" and I don't know it "because you're old". I respect her principles so I'm getting rid of this unworn shirt but she is working my nerves. She has to wear the chorus shirt but begrudgingly for the same reason.
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I told her she thinks everything is AI and she says oh, so I think you're AI in the most sarcastic tone. I said now you're being a smart ass and you know it. Cut the disrespect.
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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I wanna be clear on something: Yandy is not smart by any means. She spent years calling Samantha and Erica slides, sides, heaux, birds. She’s the same bird she claimed they were - except worse. You took 500K out your left titty to keep MEN D SEE outta jail. You paid for a fake wedding and your own ring. And after it was revealed you lied about being married…..your excuse was “restitution & child support”, as if you didn’t know he was a criminal with multiple baby mamas before you “got married”. She can smack this up, flip it, and rub it down however she likes - this will always be dumb. You don’t marry the nigga but you give him two kids instead? A lifelong BIOLOGICAL tie? A marriage with a prenup was RIGHT THERE. You already paid all his legal fees stupid. This is why talking about Chrissy was never gonna age well. You took all them shots because Mona always let you walk away with a good edit & manipulate the truth but in REAL reality, Yandy a damn fool & makes zero sense. She’s very good at speaking tho so she can almost convince you that what she’s saying is smart [think Jaguar Wright] 😂
Yandy finally breaks her silence and explains why she refused to legally get married to Mendeecees. “i’m gonna love your kids with everything I got… but I'm not going to treat their mother to a pair of shoes. i’m not going to treat her to her rent if she's not covering her bills the way she needs to.”
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Rent is due.
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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I’m tired
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They done took Professor X aka Captain Jean-Luc Picard… every 80 yr old except 😩😒
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Hey quick question why is your employee working late into the evening—to the point he can’t even put his kids to bed—then needing to work at 5 am the next morning but despite that workload unable to afford his mortgage on that salary?
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Oh nothing, just sitting here thinking how my friends came to VA from Illinois, Georgia, North Carolina, Maryland and Alaska to see me get married. I am incredibly blessed. @TiredElementary @crookedlilhalo
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