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I’m crying bro they got 0 survival instincts

Slightly in awe at this homeless guy who has spent 30 years on the streets of Charleston telling girls he's a retired chiropractor

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SlimeKrewDaily @SlimeKrewTM

this cant be the life i protect with seatbelts nigga

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A nigga like me hasn’t even watched Oppenheimer yet

Static🇨🇲🇪🇨🇨🇦@MightBeStatic

Niggas talking about Primetime and Resident Evil on the tl, I haven’t even watched Backrooms yet

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That beastcb dude is the funniest TikTok account rn

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Always interesting seeing people tweet stuff like this with their face all over their account

beaner of bad news @wh0r30z

at bf apartment bf is out w his friends. his roommate i have a crush on comes in and checks on me. asks do you want the light on or off. brings me my water bottle. puts my ice cream back in the freezer. smiles at me. ill drop my pants for anything he does rn. maybe im hormonal.

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🐻@GrizzFan76

KD pheonix run was so fucking abysmal i forgot that it even happened

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Shit got my stomach jumping bro

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Coffee is banned

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Coffee is banned

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One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone coughs or sneezes into their hands. Were we not all taught to cough/sneeze into our elbows as kids?

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Most obvious murder-suicide ever

Durag Gohan『𝙵𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳』@moonhoneypapi

My brother married the sister of the dude he used to bully in highschool

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I was guessing the we’re offering him 30-33 a year for him to be stalling it out this long but fact that he’s declining the max is insane.

The Pistons have offered Jalen Duren a 5-year, $200M deal, which he has not accepted. (ESPN)

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they*

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What an interesting world we live in

Department of War 🇺🇸

Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.

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Eliot Shorr-Parks

@EliotShorrParks

Devonta Smith says the final drive was “fun” As for Jalen Hurts? “He didn’t flinch”

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I’m shaking bro an Eagles win hasn’t had me this hyped in a while

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WALKED THESE NIGGAS DOWN

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JALEN HURTS WALK DOWN WHERE YALL AT

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DAIRUS COOPER BANGGGGGG OMGGGG

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SMITTY IS TOP 5 IDGAF

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Wtf is that playcall

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𐂂 @Ru1nedChargers

RT for mutuals, Lon got me

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