I cook and shit. I'm pretty good at it. it's Twitter, not real life.
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Reading comprehension (not you) in the trash or I'm bugging?
OG tweet said the person cooking for the whole family? That don't mean that they're making everything and just want a lil tithe?
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Deep happy sigh. This is so refreshing. YES
Damon Wayans says that even at 65 years old, if Keenen tells him to get him a soda, he's going to go get it, because in their family, it’s all about an unspoken code of respect, seniority, and brotherly hierarchy.
“Yeah, but like even now, this is how my family is. Like, I'm 65 years old and Keenen goes, "Go get me a soda," and I got to go get it.”
“If Marlon walks in a room, and you know, if I walk in a room and there's no seats, Marlon gets up. Sean and Keenen will sit, and Marlon will get up and say, "You sit here." And my son will have to do the same thing.”
“That's why I love the fact that they have children. Because I go to my theater sometimes and little Damon's there and Mikey's there, and as soon as I walk in the room, the youngest one gets up and lets me sit down without question, and I love that.”
“It's just how we do with each other. It's just a quiet code. Some things you don't have to teach, it's just what you see.”
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I promise I’m not making it up. I was mad confused and unless she making big bucks off Jesus, she got big debt for Jesus
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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This is what called a “cultural callback” that doesn’t need to be explained.
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getting ancient chinese sex tips now for some reason
一个打飞机超爽的冷知识：
打飞机别从头撸到尾。
整只手死命搓，射是能射，但顶多一波。根到头来回包着撸，掌心热、茧子厚，没几分钟就把那根肉棒搓木了。临界点明明到了，射出来却又短又空，射完还发麻，像被砂纸打过。很多人以为是自己不行，其实是手法太糙。
快到的时候把注意力挪开。别再管整根有多硬，盯住包皮和冠状沟中间那一圈。那圈肉最嫩，也最不经碰。蛋蛋开始发紧、往身体里收，龟头自己一跳一跳，铃口跟着张合，就别再用整只手包着撸了。
改成拇指和食指。轻轻夹住鸡巴下方，指腹贴着那圈嫩肉慢慢画小圈，别搓，是磨。圈要小，力道要轻，湿的地方用润滑或者前端渗出来的水就够。另一只手托着蛋蛋，往上提一点，不是捏，是托。会阴那块会先热，再往上顶，像有电流从蛋根钻进腰里。整根开始不受控制地抽，青筋跳，龟头涨得发亮，精液已经在口上涌，但还没喷。刺激面小，高潮就被收在那一圈里，越收越死，越死越想喷。
画到龟头自己乱跳、铃口已经挂着一层，第一波其实已经憋不住了。这时候别再加力。立刻把手拿开，两只都拿开，别再碰。让那根鸡巴自己在空气里抽、弹，把第一股浓精硬生生喷出去。射的时候你甚至没在撸，整根自己抖，一股一股往外涌，腰眼发麻，大腿根发软。这一波会又浓又冲，正因为你没帮它，它得自己把精液挤出来。
第一波射完，鸡巴还硬着，铃口还在滴。别歇。一把从根部抓住，掌心裹住，用力撸到龟头，快速接第二波。这时候整根敏感度爆表，冠状沟那圈被风过一遍，再被手包住，温差和摩擦叠在一起，第二波会更猛、更烫、更长。腿软，腰往下塌，呻吟压不住，精液比刚才射得更远更厚，有时会溅到小腹、胸口。别停在半路，这一波是趁它还没从高潮里掉下来，硬把第二口挤出来。
要是射完还能硬，别急着全手狂撸。退回刚才那两根手指，继续在冠状沟上画圈，偶尔再托一下蛋。连续高潮会比单次更密，一波还没走干净，下一波又从会阴顶上来。比死命通根撸更长，也不容易一下子空掉。硬不起来就停，别较劲。
力气始终别太大。鸡巴娇嫩，临界点那会儿只需要一点点摩擦。你觉得“再重点就到了”，往往已经过了。搓狠了就不是爽，是木。木了再怎么换花样，也只是在给一根麻掉的肉棒做人工呼吸。
I've deadass gone outside to open something before.....but that was when I lived with my grandparents. #CivilRightsStrict
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Nearly collapsed when the camera panned to her.
Ex-pornstar Chrissy breaks down why she refuses to shoot content with Black male performers on OnlyFans, standing firm to Adam22 that fucking a top Black creator just for views and money would be selling her soul:
“There's a lot of incentives for you to work with Black dudes because they're some of the biggest creators in the space... are you still avoiding it?”
“I don't want to say like I'm avoiding it, but I just don't see the benefit... I'm not going to sell my soul.”
“I'm not going to fuck a Black guy for content.”
“What if there was a Black content creator who wants to shoot with you, and you know it's going to blow you up 10 times as big?"
"I wouldn't do it.”
“It's not unappealing, it's just selling my soul, because it's something that I wouldn't want to do.”
“Selling your soul is when you do something just for money.”
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"biologically too strong" LMAOOOOOO
these comments 😭😭😭
#YESblackPeopleAreSuperheroes
#YourAssumptionsAreRight
#SuperNiggas
