Trying to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle HMHB, indie kid, Tamworth, Villa. Ex Royal Signals. Still annoying righties. And now a #MDANT
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"Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When your holding tea and toast, and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?"
Half Man Half Biscuit
Andrew Tate can't.
Tell you what, at the beginning of the year I didn't have the righties boycotting Wetherspoons on my bingo card!
I'm no expert, despite having served a bit myself, but this bloke here, protesting outside Gosport Wetherspoons. appears to have both the South Atlantic (Falklands) medal and an Afghanistan medal. That is some military career for a man of his tender years.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......and breath.....ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh fuck, nurse, sooth my sides.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, fucking hell I'm in pain....ha ha ha ha
Well we've seen you cunts tank in the polls, so there's that.
Has your life improved in the last 100 days? In any way?
Have your bills gone down? Do you feel richer? Safer? Has your local community improved at all?
For the average person, the answer is a resounding NO.
Burnham is making tweaks as broken Britain slides further into terminal decline.
He’s a talker, not a doer. He hasn’t changed the country one bit so far, and isn’t going to.
We need fundamental change - and that's what I will bring.
In our first 100 days, we will:
Put the Royal Navy in the Channel and stop the boats forever.
Begin the mass exit of over 1 million people who illegally entered Britain.
We will make it impossible to live here illegally, so many will leave voluntarily. But, make no mistake, the deportation of those who don’t will be enforced.
We will increase your tax-free personal allowance from £12,570 to £15,000 to keep money in your pocket.
We’ll reduce your annual energy bills by £250.
We’ll charge NO interest on loans for nursing students, lift the cap on medical school places and cut student loan issuance by 20%.
If my ministers fail to deliver, I'll sack them. Simple as.
The stakes have never been higher. It's time we have a government that acts like it.
Coops - Shadow Minister for talking bollocks retweeted
Aston Villa boss Unai Emery says Michael Carrick deserves to be given more time to turn things around at Manchester United.
“He should at least be given until the Aston Villa game on 8 November,” he told reporters
See that poppy pin Ryan "man bun" Bridges is wearing while he's harassing pub staff for clicks and grifts? The RBL don't sell them. It's probably a Chinese made knock-off that the RBL make nothing from.
Some patriot.
Reform will ban all music streaming platforms and force all record companies to release records on tape and 78rpm discs only.
Reform plan to 'bring back imperial measurements' as party announces list of pledges it says will create jobs
lbc.co.uk/article/reform-imp…
And yet, somehow, Tory members and MPs elected her as leader.
The mind truly fucking boggles.
Liz Truss claims UK would be flying people to Mars by 2040 if she’d stayed as PM trib.al/TPZRsbP
Coops - Shadow Minister for talking bollocks retweeted
Why AI will not replace great, witty writing!
Bravo the copywriter 👏
We demand the right to terrify your pets because...err...tradition.
Do we need to add Guy Fawkes Rage to the calendar?
Coops - Shadow Minister for talking bollocks retweeted
What did you do during the holidays kids?
Well Miss, it was my dad’s turn to have me and he took me to Gosport, but I’m not supposed to tell mum? He wasn’t drunk again though cos he said the “bastards at Spoons wouldn’t let him in” so he didn’t even get arrested this time Miss!
