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Cortney Shelford

@CortneyJS

I figured out my eyebrows, they’re sisters, not twins, they need to be treated as such. -Abbi

 Atlanta
Joined May 2009
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Having been off and on single the past few yrs I can say the dating world right now is SHIT. Not placing all the blame on any party, we can do better. But also men 🙄#WTF
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Adam Grant
@AdamMGrant18 Jun 2024
Sending memes, links, and videos to others isn't trivial. It signals that you're thinking of them and want them to share your joy. It's known as pebbling, based on penguins gifting pebbles to potential partners. Pebbling is an act of care. Every pebble is a bid for connection.
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Thank you, TikTok. Last night, I had a dream about encountering a bear. As expected, it was scary, but also as expected, I was completely unharmed. #manvsbear
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LiveDieLApod (@LiveDieLApod) profile pictureLiveDieLApod@LiveDieLApod14 Mar 2024
Uncover the dark and dangerous world of Russian sexspionage. From @TenderfootTV, @iHeartPodcasts, and the creators of @LiveDieLApod comes a captivating new series. @todieforpod premieres 3/26.
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Adam Grant
@AdamMGrant7 Mar 2024
Being in a bad mood is not a license to be unkind. Being sensitive is not an excuse for being abusive. Respect is a social responsibility. Treating it as optional reveals a lack of concern for others. A mark of character is maintaining civility when things don’t go your way.
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I can't with these major corporations and the sketchy billing practices. I promise you that I need that $60 more than you do. Looking at you @ATT
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Robert Reich
@RBReich15 Feb 2024
There have been at least 49 mass shootings in American in the first 46 days of 2024, as documented by the Gun Violence Archive. It is the corrupting power of NRA money over one political party that stands in the way of meaningful gun reform.
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Jon Stewart was not wrong. Neither one is qualified for the job. Being a liberal does not mean blinding following the only option available. Goes for both parties. We need more viable options.
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Not even Tom can ruin this for me.
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The job market narrative is wildly different on all the things vs the media. Wildly frustrating. Still here, still looking for work. It's crazy.
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ProEvilz (@ProEvilz) profile pictureProEvilz@ProEvilz10 Jan 2024
Replying to @heyyitsjanea
Looks really weird AF from an outside perspective, but the OA is so god damn good, one of the best shows I've seen
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Where? But where are they? Where though?
Democratic Coalition (@TheDemCoalition) profile pictureDemocratic Coalition
@TheDemCoalition5 Jan 2024
WOW! Another 200k+ jobs added last month. Incredible. Thats because Bidenomics works, folks. #DemsDeliverJobsAgain
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Why does this country hate women so much?
no (@GOOOBER12) profile pictureno@GOOOBER1221 Mar 2019
the very first ever postpartum depression drug was approved by the FDA today & it will cost over $34,000. up to 20% of women will develop postpartum depression within the first year of childbirth. big pharma is disgusting. thirty. four. fucking. thousand. dollars. 🙃
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A sad day when going to @Target is a chore. A hassle. Price rung up not matching tags, checking prices while in the store on the app and getting the online price for an item in my physically hand at that moment. Circle discounts not applying. Many basics out of stock. #target 👎
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Dr. Dee Knight@DrDeeKnight6 Oct 2023
Intentional joy Intentional peace Intentional healing Intentional kindness Intentional presence Intentional wholeness Intentional boundaries Intentional self-forgiveness
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@YungPueblo30 Sep 2023
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Who did this?
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Danny Deraney
@DannyDeraney8 Sep 2023
Why we put up with Martin Short. A thread.
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Don’t underestimate the value of sitting quietly with someone when they’re in pain. Let them talk. Listen to hear. There is profound healing in someone experiencing your care by offering your presence and withholding your advice.
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Jo
@JoJoFromJerz28 Aug 2023
Today is the first day of school for many of the towns surrounding UNC Chapel Hill. And they are on lockdown. Kindergartners on their first day of school, huddled and hiding in their classrooms. Not a drill. Not an exercise. An actual lockdown. Because of a shooting on the college campus nearby. Because. Of. Another. School. Shooting. If we are willing to force our kids to accept that gun violence in school is a reality FROM DAY ONE… Then we are failing them. Then we HAVE failed them. Is that who we want to be?
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