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professional speechwriter. disrespectful playwright. see jersey shore fantasia 12/13 at the makers ensemble 💥

Joined July 2010
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“revelations from the first and last ever rehearsal of THEY SAY I DID SOMETHING BAD: an unauthorized taylor swift parody musical about the life of the unabomber ted kaczynski presented by the bridgebrook college drama club” is coming to philly FRINGE 💜
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They just downloaded the Hamilton soundtrack to everyone’s iPhones
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just got word they’re giving Challengers the oscar for best picture tonight
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Holy shit. We won
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Fuck it. Bring back supernatural. They gonna kiss sloppy style this time
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woke 3.0 jacob tierney is now the nhl commissioner
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Tomorrow
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numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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OPEN THAT LESBIAN BAR BACK UP, BOYS!!!
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red white and royal blue will be taught in schools after this
DEMOCRATS OPEN WIDE LEAD IN TEXAS, COUNTING CONTINUES U.S. Senate 🔵 Talarico +19.5% Governor 🔵 Hinojosa +15.7% Lt. Governor 🔵 Goodwin +18% Attorney General 🔵 Johnson +19.9% Railroad Comm 🔵 Rosenthal +20.7%
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Replying to @SOPROSOCIAL
In 2026, being gay is considerably more socially acceptable than being in love with Elizabeth Holmes. If I were gay, I'd lean all the way in.
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Being Gay Is Considerably More Socially Acceptable Than Being In Love With Elizabeth Holmes.
Replying to @SOPROSOCIAL
In 2026, being gay is considerably more socially acceptable than being in love with Elizabeth Holmes. If I were gay, I'd lean all the way in.
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shakespeare in his brilliant writing era trying to create a creepy vibe: the horses were eating each other ://
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radiohead hamlet is instead a dark dance-driven show that presents a speedrun version of hamlet that’s an hour forty mins and yet feels like the longest hamlet ive ever endured. all the heart ripped out of it
then again i may just not be the right audience for this bc even though i love hamlet down the thing id most want to see from a radiohead musical version is like. “o what a rogue and peasant slave am i. im a creeeeep im a weirdoooo”
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then again i may just not be the right audience for this bc even though i love hamlet down the thing id most want to see from a radiohead musical version is like. “o what a rogue and peasant slave am i. im a creeeeep im a weirdoooo”
radiohead hamlet was a total flop for me but its best innovation is an ophelia suicide scene where she tries to do to be or not to be and keeps getting stuck on and repeating different phrases of it again and again
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radiohead hamlet was a total flop for me but its best innovation is an ophelia suicide scene where she tries to do to be or not to be and keeps getting stuck on and repeating different phrases of it again and again
the players don’t have any lines in this so during the play-within-the-play claudius sees an abstract interpretive dance and knows he’s been exposed.
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the players don’t have any lines in this so during the play-within-the-play claudius sees an abstract interpretive dance and knows he’s been exposed.
saw the premiere of the radiohead hamlet musical tonight and. lmfao
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saw the premiere of the radiohead hamlet musical tonight and. lmfao
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having horrible anxiety so im fully sitting in the audience of oh mary on halloween crying to the pre-show playlist. hello
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when great gatsby became public domain everyone was like “ok who’s gonna write the explicitly gay retelling” foolishly no one considered “police procedural and nick is a woman”
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Except the library of alexandria wasn't full of gay fanfiction so this is worse
is this what the people felt when the library of alexandria burned down
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