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Very excited to see my old and slightly bewildered knees on #SkiSunday today. @theskimojo is a super cool piece of kit. Thanks @ChemmySki and @snowedleigh for making me smile this evening.

Last live game of the summer for us! Had to finish with a flourish @thehundred with a bit of @CricketNotchers coloured pen scoring. #londonspirit #OvalInvincibles @ECB_cricket @HerGameToo @SkyCricket @Cricket_Debs

Took the child out for dinner, ended up @TGIFridays Braintree. Underwhelmed is the most positive I can be. The whole place was sticky. The food was so long in arriving that we ended up asking for take out boxes. What started out as a fun treat, ended up as cold chips in the car.

She’s been back at it! @CricketNotchers @HGTCricket @TheBarmyArmy @englandcricket @EssexCricket

Cricket people in my phone-can we start a conversation about how cricket whites are sold as unisex,but what do girls who have hips,waist and curves do for a comfortable confident fit? This isn’t a rant, more a plea for help! @ECB_cricket @CastoreEngland @TheBarmyArmy @HGTCricket

Honestly, why we continue to shop with @currys makes my mind boggle.

Well that summer of cricket came to as damp an end as it started! Our Isla has had an absolute blast this summer, playing, watching, scoring…I’ve loved every second being a “cricket” mom…now it’s time for the wellies and thermals as hockey goalkeeper mom.

I’d really like to believe that @liamgallagher and @NoelGallagher will sort these shitty resale sites out in an old school kinda way. Because I’ve sat on this chair since 6.30am, with 7 different devices, attempting to get tickets, 6 1/2 hrs later I’m still 54833 in the queue…

Fab evening at the county ground - this time watching the future of cricket and our Isla attempting some “bazball”

Love watching the kids collecting up the cups at the end of a match. Pays for your ticket! 🤣 @WG_RumblePants you got yours working?

Proper conflict in our house today as Isla’s heroes go up against each other in the final today! Let’s have a great game ladies!

Question from Isla… Do you have to set up a new page to score a super over or super 5 in a book? Where does it sit if you don’t? 🤔 @CricketNotchers @Cricket_Debs @morganbarrell @AndyThurogood it’s a good question, I’m not equipped to answer!

Time to start applauding scorers at matches, alongside the umpires. Without them, no game! #thehundred

In the grandstand at Lords. First time sitting up here. It’s quite the view!