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"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold." // https://nitter.cf/t.co/6q0XSh13qR // https://nitter.cf/t.co/ulv2G5BwgE //

Joined July 2009
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Old Music. New Release. soundcloud.com/cowslanlr/ref…
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Yeah. This sounded cool until I saw the $500 price. Fuck that shit!
Commodore has announced the Callback, a new flip phone for people who want fewer distractions but still need essential apps. The phone blocks social media and web browsers to help users stay focused. > Blocks social media and web browsers, while also discouraging work and email apps for a more focused experience > No data selling, with Commodore and Sailfish OS putting privacy first > Touchscreen disabled to help eliminate doomscrolling >Unique dome LED notifications that avoid waking the screen >Runs 99% of Android apps without Android, including WhatsApp, maps, music streaming, and ride-hailing services > FM radio, Commodore 64 SID chiptune ringtones, and included IEM earphones worth $50 > Worldwide network compatibility, Wi-Fi, and hotspot support >48MP Sony rear camera with autofocus > User-replaceable battery > De-Googled software for better privacy >No built-in AI features Pricing starts at $499.99
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Hey @YouTube WTF is going on with all the CAPTCHAs everyone keeps getting on your site today? This is super sketchy behavior.
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DAVID LYNCH's "This Man Was Shot 0.9502 Seconds Ago" (2004
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Anita's recovery journey is tough, and she needs our support. After her major surgery, she faces significant medical bills and future care costs. Let’s come together to help her on this path to healing. gofund.me/83fd69952
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David Lynch.
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got the idea to make a black lodge level in super mario 64
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DAVID LYNCH has passed away. We have lost one of the greatest directors in history, a superlative artist. A unique and timeless cultural figure. Forever in our memory, forever in our hearts. Long live The Greatest.
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Cowslanlr retweeted
This AI generated version of Rachael "Raygun" Gunn's Olympic performance in breakdance is ...
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Replying to @SarahisCensored
This will never not be funny. 🤣 #Raygun – at Witney, England
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire. I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern. Love, David
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Cowslanlr retweeted
What’s the name of this sport?
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Fire walks with Lisa
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