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John “Cpt Clutch” Daly

@CptJohnDiddler

Vols & Yanks | Beer Lover | Ex DIII Athlete | Collars & Flop Enthusiast | Shitass golfer | Amateur fisher

 Key West, FL
Joined August 2025
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Decided to stop skipping a certain class today and they ended it 20 minutes in. #newreason
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Just turned 22 and now my back hurts. Wtf??
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Joey Petersen
@joeypetersen8Oct 24
3 feet. That's all you needed to pretty much ice this football game. This is what happens coming out of a timeout.
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William Johnson
@willmyjohnsonOct 25
Replying to @gmannVOLS
All Carolina fans have been screaming “those penalties to take TD’s away were real penalties!!” Ok??? The grievance is they called it one way and not the other. Point and case is this video.
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Artie Kiddleman@skippermagooOct 25
Shane Beamer is the biggest bitch
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I would like to formally declare war on SEC officiating. That is all at this time.
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Which is the best drinking window, in a debate about it. 10-4, 4-10, 10-4
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I found a random water bottle in my fridge today and next thing I knew I’m mid exam and taking a shot. Who the fuck switched my waters out.
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Sagdeep Mohktar@sagdeepmohktarOct 18
Linkedin is the worst thing ever created.
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“Yeah let’s do exams the Monday right after bama” #fuck off profess
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Truly wasted a full day of human life today.
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So bad I lost Hash 2 games. Wow.
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Hugh G. Rection@hughgrection091Oct 10
Pat Macafee 😂😂😂 where’s shaboozy ?? 😂😂🇮🇱🇮🇱 gosh I just love college gameday so much! 😂😂❤️❤️#doubleshot of Whiskey 🥃
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Does this shit get better post grad? Or do I just get more money to drink away this shit?
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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump18 Oct 2012
The Yankees are absolutely terrible--- what happened to this team?
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Uncle Craig@KStone1245Oct 7
“So ready for fall break I’ve just been grinding”
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Painful jameis football the day after watching 0 pass yard for 20 minutes. U can’t hurt me anymore.
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People that rip box mods are just landfills turned human
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No wonder we suck the teams celebrating auburn at half. Get in the fucking lab.
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#auburn😂✌️😭
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