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I collect things I like on the internet. sometimes I put them here.

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Joined December 2011
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"you see a mousetrap; I see free cheese and a fucking challenge" - @Scroobiuspipyo (the incredible poet/word-smith)
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This badddd man has EARNED your #ProBowlVote! RT to ✔ @The_Dream99! nitter.cf/ChicagoBears/status/10…
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Someone please tweet the perfect tweet so we don't have to do this anymore.
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Girthquake retweeted
warm blood cold heart
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Slowly, painfully, dying of sepsis as I refuse a blood transfusion unless it's from a white, American, heterosexual male to own the libs.
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"If you wanna lick a frog, they're in the sink"
You guys are nailing this #ProBowlVote thing! 👏👏👏 RT NOW! @Mtrubisky10 @TarikCohen @charleslenojr72 @TreyBurton8 @WhItehair76 @PatODonnell_16 @SherrickM @jamsdans Kyle Fuller @52Mack_ @The_Dream99 @SmashAmos38 @RoquanSmith1 @Grindin_59 @EJackson_4 @PrinceAmukamara
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Hahaha. Who did this? Click the accidental link he posted.
Mueller filed an indictment just as the President left for G-20.In July he indicted the Russians who will never come here just before he left for Helsinki.Either could have been done earlier or later. Out of control!Supervision please?
Maybe the Bears just pass to @AllenRobinson in man coverage at all times. He has repeatedly shown that THAt BALL IS HIS. Today's game was proof. Good game bro, I'm proud to be a Bears fan, and always will be. This team is special! I love it!!
Chase Daniel has to throw the ball out of bounds instead of taking these 20 yard losses. Come on man....
RT To Vote❗️❗️❗️
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Before they hit the field hit that RT to #ProBowlVote for #DaBears! @jamsdans @TarikCohen @WhItehair76 @Mtrubisky10 @TreyBurton8 @charleslenojr72 @RoquanSmith1 @EddieGoldman @PrinceAmukamara @Grindin_59 @52Mack_ @The_Dream99 @EJackson_4 Kyle Fuller @SmashAmos38
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Please take your time and vote for me by RT’ing!!! #ProBowlVote #JamesDaniels Thank you so much!!!!
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Snitches suck. Glad I ignored that guy.
Really with the Pass Interference? These officials are TERRIBLE.
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