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🌏 @Crackerfun • Veteran-Led 🇺🇸 US LLC • ID 2026-002038811 🛡️ Quill Audited Contracts 🌐 Multi-Chain • https://nitter.cf/t.co/zw7DTstZZc

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Joined August 2026
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Most crypto leadership hides the people running it. Cracker Global does the opposite. Paul Baker spent more than 20 years in uniform, first with the Navy and then as an Air Force officer, rising to Major. He commanded hundreds of military personnel across maintenance, operations, and deployed units, where responsibility was personal and the record had to hold up. That is the culture he brought with him: • Face-forward leadership • A real United States company • Leadership that answers with names, not aliases He is not here to pretend at discipline. He is here because this industry needs what the military already demands: integrity, accountability, and standards that hold when the pressure is on. Veteran-led groups, nonprofits, and service member builders, the door is open.
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Same message. New Day. One standard. Knowing who is behind a product should be the minimum requirement.
Most crypto leadership hides the people running it. Cracker Global does the opposite. Paul Baker spent more than 20 years in uniform, first with the Navy and then as an Air Force officer, rising to Major. He commanded hundreds of military personnel across maintenance, operations, and deployed units, where responsibility was personal and the record had to hold up. That is the culture he brought with him: • Face-forward leadership • A real United States company • Leadership that answers with names, not aliases He is not here to pretend at discipline. He is here because this industry needs what the military already demands: integrity, accountability, and standards that hold when the pressure is on. Veteran-led groups, nonprofits, and service member builders, the door is open.
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Cracker.Global retweeted
Cracker is a new launchpad, a good choice if you want to avoid the pump fun debacle. 💪
🤝 Paid partnership
launch once. earn for life. no waiting on anyone to send you your cut. smart contracts route your fees straight to your wallet. ✅
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Cracker.Global retweeted
little inky outgrowing the old cage. @Cracker_Global spent months of testing building with one focus: giving @inkonchain a native platform built to last. @inkfun_ 🚀
🤝 Paid partnership
thanks for the love & support. 🫟🫡
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Clean charts are not a slogan. They are a structural outcome folks. On many platforms, creator fees are taken in the token itself and sold into the open market. That sell pressure hits the chart at the exact moment early buyers are trying to establish price. The result is familiar: a launch that looks active, then bleeds because the fee design works against the chart. On our stack, creator token fees are routed by contract. They are not sold into the open market. That removes one of the built-in sources of dump pressure that traders usually cannot see until it is already in the candle. That is why the wider system matters. If you launch on @Crackerfun or @inkfun_ , use @Cracker_Swap for trading. Same infrastructure. Same standards. Public audit on site. Multi-chain support. Named team. You stay inside an environment designed for locked liquidity, transparent routing, and consistent execution, rather than bouncing between venues with different incentives. Launch where the fee design does not fight the chart. Trade where the stack matches the launch.
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Cracker.Global retweeted
new pfp dropped prettiest egg alive rn girls getting thousands of likes… egg said Bet hatching is inevitable tho 🐣
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3 Pages you should be following staying up with the latest @Cracker_Global is our corporate hub for useful information and crypto platforms. @Cracker_Swap Swaps, bridges, and the tools you’ll actually use. @inkfun_ Native pad on Ink. Launching in under 48 hours. @crackerXbot The bot that lets you launch memes straight from X.
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Cracker.Global retweeted
these 3 have really shown up for ink. fun nigeria 🇳🇬 philippines 🇵🇭 indonesia 🇮🇩 and we haven't even launched yet. 🤝🫟
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There’s no need to keep 5 different tabs open folks, just to manage one position. CrackerSwap unifies the core DeFi experience and serves as the hub for all of our launchpads (Ink's + more soon) in one interface: • Instant token swaps • Cross-chain bridging • Liquidity pools • Real-time portfolio tracking No tab-hopping. No fragmented workflow. Just clean execution across ecosystem chains. Try it out at crackerswap. com
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Our native pad for @inkonchain, ink. fun, goes live October 28, 2026. We have all watched the drama unfold on other platforms. In many cases the people running them remain unknown. Most platforms collect creator fees in the project’s own tokens. Those tokens are later sold into the open market, adding sell pressure to the chart. Cracker routes creator fees in the contract. The share is delivered automatically. There is no manual approval step. Leadership is named and public. The company is a U.S. LLC with a searchable filing. Contracts have been audited by QuillAudits, with reports available for review. Infrastructure that handles other people’s capital should not operate anonymously. Public faces, public entity, public audits. That should be the baseline. Launch once. Receive a fee share on every trade thereafter.
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Cracker.Global retweeted
honestly surprised indonesia hasn’t officially planted a flag on cracker. Fun yet 🇮🇩 easily our biggest supporters right now for an american company. huge respect to the indonesian community showing up heavy every single day for a US-built platform. 🫡
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Cracker.Global retweeted
Replying to @vladtenev
Cracker is hosting a Robinhood contest for Halloween! 🎃 nitter.cf/Crackerfun/status/2113…
before we used to go into the dark. stand in front of the mirror. 👀 say it three times. bloody mary… bloody mary… bloody mary… now we say something else. robinhood… robinhood… robinhood… 🙂‍↔️
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Cracker.Global retweeted
No tricks. Just real launches on Cracker. Fun 🎃✨ It’s almost Halloween on X, and we’re summoning the best Robinhood-themed memes! Launch your spooky token, bring the heat. The funnier and wilder, the better. 🎃 Step 1: Launch your token on Cracker. Fun 🎃 Step 2: Drop your ticker & contract address below 🎃 Step 3: Tag your squad & let’s see who takes the crown Let the Halloween games begin! 👇👻
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Hello World 🌍, You’ve probably seen the recent PHP security issues floating around. They don’t affect Cracker. PHP is a programming language a lot of websites are built on, think of it as the engine behind many online platforms. When a flaw shows up in that engine, any site running on it can be at risk. Cracker isn’t built on PHP. We use a different stack: • Smart contracts on-chain • A modern backend (not PHP) • Audited by QuillAudits • Hosted on Google Cloud So that particular vulnerability doesn’t touch us. Trade as usual.🐣 cracker. fun · crackerswap. com P.S. Plan accordingly for @inkfun_ , the native pad on Ink, before Halloween 🫟
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ink. fun launches next week. Over the past several months, a team of 12 developers built a native launchpad on Ink designed for speed and clarity, so creators can bring ideas and brands on-chain in minutes. It's part of the same stack as Cracker: named leadership, audited infrastructure, and a product built to last. Streaming follows post launch. The next chapter of the ecosystem begins next week. @inkfun_
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Cracker.Global retweeted
Pumpfun has a real success story. Respect 🫡 But at some point the industry has to ask… When does the mask come off? Some of us already answered.
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How to use Cracker:
🤝 Paid partnership
All it takes is 3 clicks to put your ideas on-chain, on a verified platform that’s actually sticking around. 1st click: Go to cracker. fun 2nd click: Hit the menu button and pick your chain (Monad, Base, Ink, Robinhood, or BNB) 3rd click: Tap Create Token, drop in your image + name, and launch That’s it. Your idea is live and tradable. No code. No team. No waiting. Just you, your concept, and a fair launch on a real U.S. company with named founders, public audits, and liquidity locked forever, not another anonymous pad that vanishes after the hype. Crack the egg. 🥚
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Community question time: 🤝 Help shape what's next for @CrackerFun @inkfun_ : •Which chain should we partner with first? •Which crypto outlet do you trust most? •Who is your favorite KOL? •Would you enjoy streaming on Ink? •What feature do you most want to see on a platform? Reply below with your answers ↓
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Don't forget folks. A small dip and an unlock doesn't erase what was built. MONAD from the Greek monas, meaning “The One.” 👈 The one chain that ends the tradeoff. While the timeline panics, the community stays united around one high-performance Layer 1. No L2s. No excuses. Just Ethereum-compatible speed at scale. 10k TPS. Sub-second finality. Real decentralization. The unlock is temporary folls. The chain is not. This is the unit. 👇
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Cracker.Global retweeted
dips are opportunities. don’t stay depressed. first 4 Monad projects to graduate on Cracker get $250. Follow + RT + Tag 1. 🫂
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Most DEX routers operate behind anonymous handles and unverified code. CrackerSwap is backed by fully audited smart contracts, zero platform emission dilution, and public US leadership. Your liquidity stays yours. Swap multi-chain with complete transparency. CrackerSwap.com
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