
Im just here for the vibes ♋ #WhoDat ⚜️
Tulsa, OK
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Told my kids to grab some candy out their Halloween bags and I’d put them in their pancakes this morning 😂 Now everybody standing over me making sure I don’t mix their order up 😭 These pancakes ain’t winning no beauty contest but my kids think I’m a chef.
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It’s NO-VEMBER. No-Stress, No-Pain, No-Worries. No-Weapon formed against you shall prosper. This month will bring peace to your home, answers to your prayers and more reasons to be thankful. Speak it into existence ✨
Black people will clown you for anything 💀 cuz why I just got roasted for not having unlimited data?
My daughter just walked in my room and said, “You might be wondering why I’m invisible.” Naturally, I took off running yelling, “WHO SAID THAT?! WHO’S TALKING TO ME?!” 😭😂
Earlier today, I noticed a coworker wasn’t eating lunch again. I said, “You ain’t eating?” She said she wasn’t hungry. I told her, “You always ain’t hungry when it’s lunchtime.” I was playing, but she got quiet. So I asked, “For real though, you good?”
She messaged me on Facebook this evening and said her little boy was helping unpack the bags, pulled out the cereal and asked, “Mama, can I have a whole bowl?” A WHOLE BOWL. That baby just wanted to know if he could pour enough cereal to get full 😩
Had a job interview earlier and the manager took his watch off, handed it to me and said, “I want you to sell this to me.” So I put it on my wrist, told him I appreciated the opportunity and walked out. Before I could even get my car door open, he came running outside yelling,
Y’all ever realize you got some really good kids and YOU the ghetto one? 😂 My son 17, so I’m like “Why don’t you sell chips and candy bars at school?” I’m tryna put him on a legit little side hustle and he talking about, “We’re not allowed to.” WE WASN’T EITHER, TF rule follower
Just ordered an Oreo McFlurry at McDonald’s. Paid at the first window, got to the second window and they told me they were out of Oreos, so they made me an M&M McFlurry instead. I told him I’d rather just get my money back. He said he had to get his manager to do that.
I hope October gives you something GOOD to call somebody about. You’ve had enough conversations about what went wrong, what broke down, and what you’re trying to figure out. I hope this month you get to call somebody and say





