Every Election Day I miss the giant voting machines with the lever and curtain. Scantron doesn’t hit the same. Anyway, go vote!
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if you live with someone with ADHD and they say "i'm putting this in a safe spot," take it out of their hands. that item is about to leave this dimension.
Something I love about my mom is that wherever I go she’s been there and food shopped bc she loves staying at a condo and going to a local supermarket. So her phone number works always. Don’t know when she’s been in a Winn-Dixie but she has! Thanks for the savings mom!
Hanging this in front of my house to hint that I’m a dual citizen with a Canadian passport (I am a dual citizen with a Canadian passport).
My mom just got a piece of mail from a consulate addressed to the prior owners of her house. My parents bought our house in 1984.
“The sculptor says she didn’t exaggerate; the ‘Moby-Dick’ writer was simply very attractive”
The new Herman Melville statue in New Bedford is . . . hot trib.al/RwmuFKG
Just gave the nicest group of scots in kilts directions on the T to Fenway and let me tell you this is my highlight of 2026 so far.
Weather like this is tough for me bc NOTHING says “trust me” as a lawyer like sweating dramatically while giving advice.
We just found my Wii with Wii sports still in the disc drive at my mom’s house and I’ve never been happier.
