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Massie for President >>>> Pass it on.
Never kissed the wall. Removed by Trump and Israel Not a Republican front runner 2028 Massie for President
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It wasn’t the Iran war, despite promises of no new foreign wars. It wasn’t the Epstein debacle, despite promising to release the Epstein files. It wasn’t glyphosate immunity, despite MAHA promises. It wasn’t absence of any deep state arrests, despite promises of deep state accountability. It wasn’t higher cost of living, despite promising to lower the cost of living. It wasn’t alienating the most prominent voices in the coalition that got him elected. No, it was “because most of the conservative podcasting world poisoned them against Trump.” This is a ridiculous conclusion to draw from yesterday’s results, and indicative that the lesson has not been learnt and the mistake will be repeated in 2028 unless something changes. Respectfully submitted @joelpollak
The massive swing among young white men away from Republicans was not because Democrats appealed to them. It was because most of the conservative podcasting world poisoned them against Trump. They will blame the Iran war but the antisemitism began with Candace and Tucker in 2024.
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Replying to @JDVance @ImdaVinman
Thanks for acknowledging these things. Better late than never. I’ll send you the hat.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Replying to @omgnicewords
now that i have the world’s attention, i need an advise, my grandma is non-binary, what do i call her? grandthem?
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Anyone else out there?!
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Fantastic self-own by @KurtSchlichter:
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Fucking say it again for the ppl in the back!
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Hang on to this one for after the midterms, you already know this is the exact narrative they’re going to push.
Trump’s getting roasted today for his disastrous beef policy, the debt hit $40 trillion because of his “big beautiful bill,” he stepped-in-it in Iran, and he’s weeks away from failing his mid-terms in November. He posted this because we are the three he should have listened to:
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Iran out of ALP and the struggle Israel
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Cannabis culture is not monolithic. There are parents, professionals, caregivers, and grandmas using it intentionally and responsibly. The "stoner stereotype" is fucking outdated, folks.
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MAGA is now fully woke: "You're an antisemite!" Full war monger: War in Iran & support war in Ukraine Full globalist: Support intervention all over world before handling our own issues Fully complacent: No arrests for Biden crime family, Fauci or deep state Sick of winning?
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Hell no.
Would you vote for this ticket in 2028?
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Wow did you hear what those Republican congressmen said to that bad guy in the hearing? Lol man they really ripped him apart. It was so awesome. What’s that? Oh no the bad guy won’t be arrested or charged with any crime or suffer any consequences of any kind at all. No, there will be no follow up on the hearing, no relevant legislation passed in response to it, no changes of any kind made at all ever. But did you see that viral clip of that one senator? He even used a cuss word! A real cuss word! He’s so tough and brave. I’m so impressed. Aren’t you?
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tHE dRaFT wON’t bE rEiNsTaTEd yOU’rE jUsT a pAniCAn!!!
JUST IN: U.S. is reportedly preparing a computer simulation to test how it would mobilize American manpower in a national draft, months before automatically registering men ages 18 to 26.
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why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t
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The House is scheduled to vote this week on a National Defense Authorization that would integrate our military tech & supply chains with Israel’s. Today, the Rules Committee will decide whether my amendment to strip section 219 will get a vote. RT to support the Massie amdt.!
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