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There’s No Way Kenny and Maya can win now #CelebrityTraitors #TraitorsUK
Smegma is 6’5, can’t win duels and can’t score penalties but at least he can play ping pong he even told people he’s not a footballer and we still signed him
Replying to @CriminalCosta
2 Strasbourg imports and Fofana miss thank you Clearlake capital 👏👏 who knew raiding the midtable of France would be a disaster
Hendo miss written in the stars and Pendo looks like the type of keeper that can’t save a penalty to save his life
Timeline for the last 2 days has just been putellas and that angel interviewer tilting her head and now it’s gonna be pics of Xabi Alonso with red crosses over them
The best rock song of the 21st century is what’s that coming over the hill is it a monster is it a monster and it’s not particularly close the ranking that is the monster is gaining on us according to the lyrics
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century.
1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes
3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers
4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo
5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead
6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers
7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes
8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z
9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys
10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
Metal bands have forgotten how to write songs unfortunately. You’ll get a meaty riff in the first 10 seconds and it will devolve into a lifeless nothing. Probably be a woman that sounds like a kpop singer in there as well. And then they’ll sell out arenas for some reason.
Apparently Dowman said “maybe if you didn’t spend all of last night at the Ballon D’Or ceremony watching you and the club win absolutely fuck all you’d have come up with a coherent game plan for today” wow brutal from the young lad
Don’t think I’ve ever felt older than when someone said it was their first time in Manchester in 20 years and I was there for the last one. We’re all gonna age out and die at some point. Mad. Glad you enjoyed it mate.















