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Melissa. Y&R snark and live tweets. Number 1 Taron shipper. Likes: Teriah/Anxious Tessa/Snarky Mariah. Treasurer of Troubletown. Fics:

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Joined July 2021
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My top 10 Mariah moments of 2022! She had enough to make a video - progress! #teriah #yr
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breaking: white christian girl is TERRIFIED of abigail morris
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Operation convince my managers to send me to the Manchester or London offices for critical work tasks but really it’s so I can have a S Club party commences in the new year I guess.
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indeed.com is up and running btw
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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this is the equivalent to having a bad day and here comes a man
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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MO dressed as Nicole Kidman tho 🥵
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Now why are we bomb threatening my Alma mater?
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Me at the end of the Teams meeting when they ask for any questions:
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He smart asf he knew morgan wallen was coming
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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well go get amc a list and watch a movie
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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masc elizabeth holmes aesthetic
masc elizabeth holmes aesthetic
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Not the Pitt filming at Max’s 😭😭😭
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As a fat ass that enjoys eating there, this pleases me.
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If it isn’t about the trials and tribulations of divorced Mary becoming a major lez I don’t want it 💁🏻‍♀️
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The air in this bus is turned all the way up 🥶
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i hate how much my coworker cares about our job holy shit dude relax
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I disliked group projects in college and then in grad school and now in my professional life. Growth.
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Me when I see another AI food menu scrolling FB
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How hard is it to make a burger and then take a picture of the burger? Or, just steal someone else’s burger. They’re not gonna know. Like there are options.
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Consider - my steak on the left that I grilled with my own two hands and AI slop steak on the right. We should be honest with people about the amount of steak sauce they’re gonna need to make it work.
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