@CriticalSpawn

Sarcastic game reviews for people with jobs | Rockstar fanatic, Valorant addict | Threads you can actually finish 🎮

Joined November 2025
I find it fascinating that in 2015 a rough sketch of GTA VI map was in existence. This was during the development of RDR2. So 2 years after GTA V got released, R* was in full production mode on RDR2 and had already begun work on GTA VI. Based on this, it's safe to say that they are most likely in advanced stages of production of at least 1 title (Red Dead 3?) and possibly even very early production of another title.
Insane that people are porting an extremely early 2015 version of the GTA 6 map into GTA 5 and are just exploring it. It's very different from the final game but it very much is the GTA 6 map, going to be fascinating to compare it with the finished game in a couple of months.
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The #GTA6 @Dazed magazine just got shipped 🥳
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My vinyl order just got confirmed! 🥳 #GTA6
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So bummed that I couldn't get Limited Edition vinyl ☹️ @RockstarGames please restock!
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I would like to formally apologize to @insomniacgames Please add more yellow paint and blue lines! I take back everything I said bad about that.
At this point I'm convinced that this guy is doing this intentionally because how do you fail so miserably at the opening tutorial of the game Either that or they didn't throw enough yellow paint on the ground to tell him where to go
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Just got an idea seeing this. Imagine a Blood of Dawnwalker set in the modern-day 🧛‍♂️
In The Blood of Dawnwalker, you can literally leave the world right after the prologue, finish the story, resolve absolutely nothing, and still unlock the story completion achievement. They even made a post-credit scene specifically for completing the game this way. I love when games give you the freedom to just do whatever you want.
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If the Vandal and the Guardian had a baby:
#VALORANT 新ライフル「ウォーデン」のスペック 価格:2,900クレジット ダメージ:全距離50(頭200 / 胴50 / 脚42) マガジン:18発 連射速度:6.5 アタッチメント:2倍スコープ 壁貫通:中 リロード:2.5秒 距離減衰なし、フルヘルス・フルシールドをHS一撃で仕留められる計算です。9月22日実装。 fistbump-news.jp/arti/kPbRf7…
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✅ New gun ✅ New mode ✅ Range while in queue ✅ Different ranked rewards every season ✅ Overhauled agent progression This is probably the biggest update since launch. They sure went BIG.
Our next major patch is right around the corner, and this time we’re going BIG.
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Cars confirmed in #GTAVI!!! If you look closely at the extended look, you'll be able to spot vehicles. 🤯 The level of detail in this game is incredible!
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I could never get into The Witcher, I tried so many times. Maybe I'll give it another try with the remaster. TBOD was more intriguing due to the setting and premise of the story and I love it so far.
The Witcher 3 vs The Blood of Dawnwalker Which game is better for you?
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Most likely accidentally broke NDA. 🙈 I remember Shawn Fonteno talking in an interview about how picky Rockstar is with the information the actors discuss publicly closer to the time and after the release. Rockstar prefers to handle marketing for a while and have the actors keep to themselves during this time. I think he mentioned a year or two, not sure. After that, the actors are free to go to shows, conferences, etc.
Stephen Root Confirms His Role as Brian Heder in Grand Theft Auto VI First Official Confirmation From an Actor Starring in #GTAVI Source: AP News - apnews.com/video/stephen-roo…
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There is absolutely no way this game is a 6/10. Someone must've played it with their screen turned off.
GameRant gave The Blood of Dawnwalker a 6/10... how is that possible? Maybe the game just isnt for everyone
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Counting the days to #GTAVI - 66 left! 😍
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Sony's really making an effort to get hated on as much as possible. I wonder if any of the management changed within the last year or so or if they've always been this bad and we just turned a blind eye?
Hey everyone, as you all know, the TLOU 2 Multiplayer mod that has been in development since January was supposed to release this month. Unfortunately I recently received a letter on behalf of Sony Interactive Entertainment requesting for the mod not to be released. Extremely sad that this never got to see the light of day but I hope you'll continue to follow me onto the next project, this time something of my own. Thank you all for the incredible amount of support over the last year. I hope to bring you something bigger and better soon!
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The creator offered early access test builds of the multiplayer mod exclusively to paid Patreon members. Publishers frequently prohibit commercial use or monetization of mods based on their IP, and similar paywalled projects have faced takedowns. patreon.com/cw/Speclizer x.com/kinsie/status/… polygon.com/last-of-us-2-m…
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First R* game I played was GTA 2 and had a lot of fun pressing Tab (I think) while randomly walking around. The character would burp and fart and it brought my 6 year old a lot of joy 😍 This was a few years after the launch of the game. I think GTA 3 was already out at that point.
Se honesto: ¿como conociste a Rockstar games o cuál fue tu primer contacto con un título creado por ellos? El mío fue RED DEAD REDEMPTION 1, después conocí a GTA IV y de ahí ya entré en San Andreas, Vice City y hasta hoy en día. Si, soy bastante joven, no viví la época de los GTA 3D.
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"VALORANT is dying" 😂
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