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Joined April 2022
When women step into the role God designed for men, it is appropriate to remind them of their proper role. I would only say this to a woman who claims biblical Christianhood. "Women were an afterthought." They will not like this, but it is scriptural.
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What a bunch of BS. This is all about the socials. This b didn't give af about men.
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What do ya think, men? Women, dating, a good deal in 2026? 🤭🤭🤭
Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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My new favorite gif.
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The best Trump ever.
Lmfao okay this is hilarious. Some foreign reporter speaking god knows what language just tried to ask Trump a question and Trump just stares blankly then shrugs his shoulders because he couldn’t understand a word he said 😂😂😂
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When a boomer, or tradcon, tells you what a real man is... This is what they mean.
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The Jane Doe from the Cornell 7 is so "independent and strong" that she enjoys the benefit of naming her accusers to the public while maintaining anonymity. There are endless crimes men can accuse women of, while withholding their own identity. 🤡🤡🤡
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The song choice...😆😆
In India some future engineers and tech geniuses have a shocking time because they didn't take measures to avoid the power lines. Sadly, this is not an uncommon occurrence in India.
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Most will claim attending any church is better than not attending church. Be humble enough to realize you will be influenced by that with which you partake.
This dude was a MARRIED worship pastor to Ashely Flynn and he and the chick up there were having an affair and made a plot to murder the wife and carried it out.
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That church is feminized and actively being led by Satan. Female leadership is the most obvious sign that an entity is under judgement. It doesn't matter what is being said. The content is irrelevant. This is the beauty of discernment. You can safely disregard everything once
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...you identify the signs. Overly produced is another sign. If they sound too good, the building is extravagant, the people are a little too kind or dressed up, the those are strong signs too. You want REAL people.
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It's at this moment, he was regretting not having that chat about a prenup.
Worse than actual gore
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