Matthew (@CrowsFault) header
Matthew (@CrowsFault) profile picture

Matthew

@CrowsFault

Historian for hire / Big nerd Masshole burdened with delusions of wit All opinions belong to Dread Cthulhu

 Land of the Dunkins
Joined October 2011
  • Tweets31.6K
  • Following902
  • Followers997
1.3KMedia
Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)Photo by Matthew (@CrowsFault)
To anyone following me expecting some brilliant mind on history or civic activism... yeah, no. You're getting a nerdy dork who likes cats.
9
6
1
146
Just hopping on here to introduce a new little buddy: This is Milo. He likes running around at full speed, cuddles, fighting my computer screen, and trying to kill my feet. He is the best void.
Image from Matthew (@CrowsFault)
Image from Matthew (@CrowsFault)
Image from Matthew (@CrowsFault)
Image from Matthew (@CrowsFault)
1
29
2,475
I'm not really on Twitter much for reasons that amount to my own sanity and not wanting to be part of a certain someone's glee club, but I poke in now and again. Because apparently I said something nice once and that helps some folks out, and that makes me happy.
2
1
60
3,090
Presenting the ARR 10th Anniversary Sweepstakes! ✨ sqex.to/kEP90 🔔 Follow @‌FF_XIV_EN 🔁 RT this tweet 📝 Reply with in-game name, home world, and #FFXIV10thSweepstakes For full terms and conditions, please see the official rules at sqex.to/oEwLY
Banner reads Final Fantasy 14 official twitter, A Realm Reborn 10th anniversary Sweepstakes. 2,800 winners. Enter to win an Original Fat Chocobo Mount. In the background a screenshot of an Lalafell is riding the Original Fat chocobo mount: a very large and white feathered chocobo wearing a saddle and crown that is red and gold. In the bottom right hand corner is a 10th anniversary logo for Final Fantasy 14.

ALT Banner reads Final Fantasy 14 official twitter, A Realm Reborn 10th anniversary Sweepstakes. 2,800 winners. Enter to win an Original Fat Chocobo Mount. In the background a screenshot of an Lalafell is riding the Original Fat chocobo mount: a very large and white feathered chocobo wearing a saddle and crown that is red and gold. In the bottom right hand corner is a 10th anniversary logo for Final Fantasy 14.

41,567
38,320
1,554
19,082
2,955,900
A while back, I made an image of a pnoll. Well, now I’ve made it a playable ancestry for #Pathfinder2E! All sales of this product will go to charity. You can get it on itch or DTRPG. #pnoll Please share! loganbonner.itch.io/pnoll drivethrurpg.com/product/324…
Image from Logan Bonner (@loganbonner)
Image from Logan Bonner (@loganbonner)
Image from Logan Bonner (@loganbonner)
15
131
46
275
No man can kill me.
46
1,022
106
4,833
285,181
Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.
1,063
3,581
1,421
36,243
2,769,872
Denny's exists to feed theater-kids post-show and for people who want to go to Waffle House but don't know how to fight.
2
13
2,074
Matthew retweeted
Paizo (@paizo) profile picture
Paizo@paizo1 Mar 2023
There have been many questions about the future of AI art and text within the TTRPG industry. The short answer is: Paizo stands with artists and writers.
Heroes battle an AI entity

ALT Heroes battle an AI entity

Paizo and Artificial Intelligence

ALT Paizo and Artificial Intelligence

84
948
175
4,345
288,704
Even as a historian it is sometimes difficult for me to imagine the distant past. I mean, before the invention of big trucks, locomotives, and airplanes what was there for small boys to obsess over?
3
7
1,759
Happy first birthday, Woubble! He changed my life and so did all of you. 💚
Image from LaurenWalshArt (@LaurenWalshArt)
67
311
12
4,280
101,515
Manticorgi, The one and only !
Image from Si'yann (@siyann_stuff)
9
62
1
297
12,038
Image from Matthew (@CrowsFault)
1
11
1,455
Fall of the Berlin Wall and the coup against Gorbachev. I grew up in DC. I was too young to really understand, but that my father was scared stuck with me. My father dived with sharks and barracuda and -this- frightened him. A sobering thing to a little boy.
This Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
4
3
15
2,520
Woubble made his first cosplay! He made the wig and vest all by himself from things he found in his dungeon. He’s hoping @matthewmercer can sign this funny book he found.
Image from LaurenWalshArt (@LaurenWalshArt)
60
759
21
9,678
315,439
Trying to pick a mount for my dinosaur riding asteroid-hating kobold paladin in #Pathfinder2e #ttrpg
4%Tyrannosaurus rex
25%Deinonychus
42%Triceratops
29%Ankylosaurus
24 votes • Final results
1
2
1
2,230
Trying to pick a mount for my dinosaur riding asteroid-hating kobold paladin in #Pathfinder2e #ttrpg
4%Tyrannosaurus rex
25%Deinonychus
42%Triceratops
29%Ankylosaurus
24 votes • Final results
1
2
1
2,230
Thread.
c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance) profile picturec0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance23 Feb 2023
In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal. It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability. It did not.
Image from c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance)
1
1,529
Sneering Sludge Fish - Small monstrosity, any chaotic alignment @MrKrane made an absolutely amazing map and I had the honor to create a creature for it! Be sure to head over and check the map out - I'll link it in the comments!<3
Image from The Fluffy Folio (@fluffy_folio)
Image from The Fluffy Folio (@fluffy_folio)
Image from The Fluffy Folio (@fluffy_folio)
2
36
3
209
12,525
A Squizard.
Image from Matthew (@CrowsFault)
1
932
Load more