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Oslo, Norway
Joined April 2020
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Gelado / Gefrente
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If you think José Mourinho's rants are wild, his first ever rant was completely insane. In 2000, Mourinho had only 8 career matches as a coach, when his Benfica player, Sabry, called him out in public. Mourinho's reply was crazy. "It's not easy for a coach to like a player who has an absurd average of offsides per game, that doesn't know how to position himself, that runs away from the pressure in away matches, that in the last few games was 3 times one on one with the goalkeeper and didn't score a goal, that at half-time, when I'm more aggressive, goes to the secretary to complain and say he's afraid of me. It's not easy for a coach to like a player like this. Then he says I never speak with him and the relationship is not correct. I have a little book about my individual meetings with the players, everything is there. With Sabry, who says I never speak with him, I had 7 individual meetings. Not one, not two, seven. And of the seven meetings, three of them were in the past 4 days. I spoke with him, but he doesn't like the things I tell him. Then he says that playing only 20 minutes in a match is little for him. Well, the only time he played only 20 minutes was against Paços de Ferreira, when he took 8 minutes just to put on his boots. Sabry left me a message via the media, so I feel perfectly confortable leaving him a message via the media as well. So I want to leave a message to Sabry and to the fans: This is Benfica, not Paok Salonica [Sabry's former club]." José Mourinho was a head coach for a little over a month. 😂
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People still don’t understand the scale of what’s happening in Europe right now This is not a few scattered protests. It’s a continent-wide pushback that started when Spaniards in Ceuta refused to accept being overrun by muslim invaders, It is now spreading. England has seen citizens block ports and physically stop buses carrying invaders. And now the largest sports league in the world, the Premier League, is seeing mass demonstrations in sporting arenas to show support for the citizens of Ceuta. This is real revolution happening in Europe. The people are finally waking up.
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🇩🇰💙🤍 One of the most breathtaking tifos ever seen in football. Thousands of København supporters donned blue and white raincoats, turning the entire stadium into a stunning living mosaic that remained in place for the full 90 minutes. An unforgettable display of passion, unity, and creativity. 👏🔥
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Replying to @avengerprivate2
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Um grupo de jovens criou uma música de apoio à Seleção Nacional inspirada num clássico de António Variações.
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We’re live. Website + email just dropped. Stewpidly Good is no longer just an idea — it’s a real thing you can finally touch, explore and join. The manifesto is there. The madness is real. This summer Oslo gets the first Mad Bowls. Slide in. Stewpidly Good Mad Bowls. Happy Souls.
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Oslo, we’re not doing “quiet food” anymore. Street heat, fast service, real chaos in a pot. stewpidlygood.no is live. @stewpidly.good We cook like it’s rush hour at a food festival, because it is. We’re live. We’re in business. Check us out. #oslostreetfood
We’re live. Website + email just dropped. Stewpidly Good is no longer just an idea — it’s a real thing you can finally touch, explore and join. The manifesto is there. The madness is real. This summer Oslo gets the first Mad Bowls. Slide in. Stewpidly Good Mad Bowls. Happy Souls.
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New academic research is pointing to the fact the initial vikings were actually Iberian sailors who shipwrecked there, settled and decided to reset. Eventually, the vikings shifted to a more scandinavian composition but the ruling class remained Iberian for many years, and eventually was absorbed. A Norwegian living in France had previously proved that almost everyone with brown hair in Scandinavia descends from Iberian sailors, corroborating the new studies that Iberian sailors not only shipwrecked in Scandinavia but played a huge role in its society.
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Vou sempre achar esta foto espectacular.
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The number of people who confuse “to” and “too” is two high.
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HR handing out $50 bonuses after the company made $30 billion in profits this year
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Euro Summer: - No alarm - Provincial town in Italy - No crypto & screens - Sun-maxxing - Linen clothing - Sex - Gelatto everyday - "What time is it?" - Red meat & wine for dinners - Your girl is in the tiniest bikini - Drinking espresso - Reading Nietzsche on the beach
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Euro Summer: > No alarm > 20k steps a day > Chilling at the Café > Unlimited Oysters > Linen Clothing > Sunmaxxing > What time is it? > Steak Tartare everyday > Ice Cream everyday
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Muslims in Japan are complaining that they can't build cemetaries, since cremation is the custom in Japanese culture. Japan's solution to the Muslims' complaints? "GO BACK HOME!" 🤣 This is the way!!!
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🚨HOLY FCK!! WORLD WAR 3? The Arab countries have officially threatened to join the United States and Israel in the war against Iran. 👀
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Video matches 2017 Al Jazeera footage; Gulf states say they are not joining a U.S.–Israel war and favour containment aljazeera.com/news/2017/11/1… arab.news/n8pqp
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É tempo de pôr fim ao absurdo, à violência e à destruição que a esquerda quer provocar nas nossas crianças. É agora!
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Bom dia ❤️🤍 Viva o Benfica!
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Maior clube do mundo ❤️❤️
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American GIs smoking weed out of a shotgun barrel in Vietnam, 1970
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