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‘Genesis of Error’ - Available on 7/25 via Silent Pendulum Records // Booking: [email protected]

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Presenting "The Same River Twice" - OUT NOW on all platforms. Our new EP "Genesis of Error" will be available everywhere via Silent Pendulum Records on July 25th. Pre-order link in bio.
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there is genuinely a "lobster too buttery" moment
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JT (@tallboythinlegs) profile pictureJT@tallboythinlegsOct 29
rear window is kind of about a guy that gets so bored he's like fuck my perfect life and fuck my girlfriend
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best guy on the internet right now. legend
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Reffing at LA fitness
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this is my foldable iphone
Beyond Fest (@BeyondFest) profile pictureBeyond Fest@BeyondFestSep 9
Yep. Michael Mann secretly recut his iconic Floridian fever dream. MIAMI VICE: DIRECTOR’S FINAL CUT receives its World Premiere at Director’s Village on 10.3 with Mann in person. @am_cinematheque
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Aright nobody is actually using this app anymore right? Am I wasting my time here? SHOWS WITH @MoonTooth1 MOTHER FUCKER
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Excited to share that we’ll be supporting Brat on 10/7 at Space Ballroom in Hamden, CT! Hard to believe this is our FIRST show of the year, but it certainly won’t be our last. Rock time.
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How was superbowl 60 dad? 8 ai commercials & 5 field goals
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We are a HEAT band
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John Tavares watching on as Matthew Schaefer celebrates his OT goal, what a cinematic shot given the history. 👀🔥
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people on discogs will straight up spend $1000 on a late 80s private press album that sounds like this
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50 seconds of pure gold
Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱🕊️ 🇵🇸 (@portraitinflesh) profile pictureTomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱🕊️ 🇵🇸@portraitinflesh19 Dec 2025
I know I bang on about this a lot, but: look at the sheer comic density, in this minute-long clip. I count at least eight solid gags, averaging one every seven-and-a-half seconds. Compare that to a normal sitcom, where one joke at a time drags itself onscreen and just sits there.
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Ryan Hartman with the dive of the century
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We discuss our favorite Christmas movies on the latest episode @inmadnesspod @vinromes @moontoothshreds @cryptodiraband - What’s yours?! Let us know in the comments👇🏼🌲👇🏼
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the stabber (@quiet_homeboy) profile picturethe stabber@quiet_homeboy15 Dec 2025
brother called me and his first words are 'what are your thoughts" I said "on what" and he replied "the situation"
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Hear all about this dude “Gritty” on our latest episode @inmadnesspod w/ @vinromes @MoonTooth1 @Cryptodiraband 👀
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Very special guest on today’s brand new episode @inmadnesspod @vinromes @MoonTooth1 @cryptodiraband 🎸 🤘🏼
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how i feel after recognizing a brazilian jazz sample in a j dilla beat
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It is my birthday, you now must watch me play nonsense on the guitar. Thanks 😁📊🪼🎚️
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mascot monday
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The ending of this video will BLOW your mind.
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SAW ON THE STREET Episode 1. Featuring Valletta.
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