@CryptonicCarl

never fight a man with perm

Milky Way
Joined November 2017
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? Name only.
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Can’t believe the anount of people who think the world cup scheduling and time slots in Canada, Mexico and the US shoukd have ran it of UK times for ‘beers gardens n da’ fuck off man
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ALMOST kept it interesting until the NFL draft @Royals! Maybe next year, but probably not.
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THE DOW IS OVER 50,000!!!
Replying to @JDVance
Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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Replying to @DailyLoud
Conservatives when a non-conservative utilizes the 2nd amendment
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Scored more than @KStateFB today. Lucky Strike Elkhorn | #OnlyinOmaha
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I’m actually sad you forget Phil in your in memorandum. @BarstoolBigCat
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I would not have predicted a bunch of Bitcoiners becoming protectionists because a politician told them it would help the economy
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happy birthday @dom_lucre, hope that Florida sun sprouts some hair for ya, lil fella
Should someone having random trash hanging from your hair and this sized forehead really be making fun of another woman’s forehead? @dom_lucre
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Chatted with #Bills guard O'Cyrus Torrence about the decisive fourth and 5 play. All game, DC Steve Spagnuolo showed this particular pressure... and backed off. Typically sent heat where the Chiefs *weren't* showing it pre-snap. That's why the Bills slid their protection left. Big mistake. Legend of Spags grows. “They set it up. It was like they were waiting to get in that situation all game to bring out that one pressure.”
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On a scale of 69-420 how stoned were you on that last episode? @franciscellis
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Should someone having random trash hanging from your hair and this sized forehead really be making fun of another woman’s forehead? @dom_lucre
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Replying to @dom_lucre
Weird you call yourself the “breaker of narratives” when in fact you spend your entire days trying to create them. What a sad life. Go get some sun.
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Replying to @SKGroyper
Ok, Tankie.
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Replying to @catturd2
Go do something productive, Turd. The fact that you’re in your 60’s and still on this app is quite sad tbh. You’re incoherent tweets get worse every day.
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After years of trying to find his niche, it’s good to see little @timcast has finally found it with the crazy ass right. Scare tactics, fear mongering, and encouraging the right that the left is the boogie man is the easiest formula there is. And also a great money maker. #GOP
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Rare crypto tweet: $ACH is going to the MF moon.
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Tattoo idea for you and the boys? @WhitMerrifield #Royals
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