Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE (@CrystaGol) profile picture

There are only two great tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want and the other is getting it.

Cathcar, Tri-island Kingdom.
Joined May 2019
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I heard if you show tits, you get more followers. Here's the biggest pair I could find. Am I doing it right? ๐Ÿ˜
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Theyโ€™re already laying the groundwork for stolen elections. Same playbook as 2020.
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Patrick hated bigots and homophobes like you. Genuinely go fuck yourself, Chaya.
BREAKING: Legendary actor Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles in 'X-Men' and 'Star Trek,' dies at the age of 86.
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
15-year-olds Yana and Masha. ๐Ÿ’” Killed by a Russian missile strike on Chernihiv on today. โ€‹The girls were 10th-grade students. They had their whole lives ahead of them. If only it weren't for Russia.
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT ๐Ÿคฃ
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
THE REAL HEROES OF UKRAINE We used to imagine heroes as muscular, fearless men with perfect faces and extraordinary strength โ€” the kind Hollywood puts on movie screens and magazine covers. But real heroes are very different. Some have defended their positions for hundreds of days without relief. Others have risked their lives under Russian drone attacks to rescue wounded comrades. One soldier even amputated his own leg to survive, spending months inside a concrete pipe. These are not fictional characters. They are ordinary Ukrainians whose courage, determination, and sacrifice deserve to be remembered. Today, I want to tell you about four extraordinary warriors. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Kostiantyn Vlasenko โ€” a volunteer soldier of Ukraine's 30th Mechanized Brigade who held his position for an astonishing 491 days. He spent nearly ten months sheltering inside a concrete pipe, lost one leg, and was forced to amputate the other himself. Yet he refused to surrender to Russian forces and survived. Before the war, he was an ordinary BelAZ mining truck driver from Kryvyi Rih. Today, he represents almost unimaginable courage and determination. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Vladyslav Polskyi โ€” a company commander who risked his own life to rescue two wounded comrades trapped under Russian drone attacks. Without body armor, he jumped into a civilian pickup truck and drove directly into danger. He refused to expose other soldiers to the same deadly risk and decided to undertake the rescue mission himself. Thanks to his courage, both wounded men were successfully evacuated and their lives were saved. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Sviat Ternovskyi โ€” a Ukrainian soldier who defended one of the most dangerous sectors of the front for more than 100 consecutive days without rotation. During that time, he survived four powerful explosive blasts, repeated Russian assaults, relentless shelling, and constant enemy drone attacks. Despite everything, he and his comrades refused to break or retreat. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Vladyslav Bilousov โ€” a soldier of Ukraine's 155th Separate Mechanized Brigade who held a position near Pokrovsk for an incredible 255 days without rotation. Russian assault groups repeatedly attacked his shelter. During one particularly brutal assault, enemy troops threw approximately ten grenades into his position. Yet he survived, held his ground, and refused to retreat. These four men remind us what real heroism looks like. No Hollywood scripts, no superpowers, no glamorous costumes. Just ordinary Ukrainians facing extraordinary danger, suffering, and seemingly impossible circumstances โ€” and refusing to give up. While politicians deliver speeches from comfortable offices and argue about Ukraine's future, these men have defended that future with their own blood. They have sacrificed their health, their youth, and everything they once considered normal so that their country might remain free. Their names deserve to be known far beyond Ukraine's borders. Kostiantyn Vlasenko, Vladyslav Polskyi, Sviat Ternovskyi, and Vladyslav Bilousov. Remember these names. Because real heroes don't need capes. They deserve our respect, our gratitude, and a world that will never forget their sacrifices. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Glory to Ukraine! Glory to its heroes!
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
The President of the United States spent his Sunday night writing a 1,300-word rant about Bill Maher. Not the economy. Not the wars. Not the midterms. Bill. Fucking. Maher. When the President has this much free time, this many grievances, and this little impulse control, weโ€™re in much bigger trouble than Bill Maher.
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Apparently someone tried to cut the lock and steal Yaxley Lennons motorbike from outside Southwark Crown Court.
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
BOMBSHELL: In the new House Judiciary report that details horrifying allegations against Donald Trump, Beatrice Keul who told Congress that Trump RAPED her in a says he then pressured her to stay silent. She alleges Trump promised her admission to NYU and help securing a visa through Paolo Zampolli. Jeffrey Epstein allegedly approached her that same day, calling himself โ€œDonโ€™s best friendโ€ and offering to pay for a trip to Mar-a-Lago. And hereโ€™s the stunning connection: Zampolli is the very same modeling agent credited with bringing Melania to America and introducing her to Trump in 1998. The report says it includes corroborating evidence from others at the pageant. VOTE DEMOCRAT. GET ANSWERS & JUSTICE!
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Yeah please fuck us
fuck introverts
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Replying to @piersmorgan
@piersmorgan spent most of yesterday banging on about why Meghan didnโ€™t do more, well Iโ€™d like to ask why the @AUK_BP didnโ€™t do more on the 27th Feb 2011 when this like bit of new broke! 15 years weโ€™ve all known Andy was a nasty Pedo but cricketsโ€ฆโ€ฆ then ยฃ12million
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This is Scott Green -the Chief Constable of @WMPolice , the police FARCE who arrested the 15 year old boy for posting a photo of Tory councillor Simon Bennett wearing ' Bunny Ears ' after Bennett felt "Offended" .
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
I dare you to
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Please please please DO NOT share this photo of Simon Bennett It is very disrespectful and should not go viral
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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Absolutely cooked this BBC propagandist. More of this ๐Ÿ‘
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Basic education piece: Not all Jewish people are Zionists. Lots of Zionists aren't Jews. The Board of Deputies largely self identity as Zionists. The Media often report the Board of Deputies as the opinion of Jewish people. Yet many Jewish people say #NotInOurName
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Live from Shamrock Pk Portadown ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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AIPAC is now spending as much as $9 million against Abdul El-Sayed. AIPAC is why weโ€™re at war in Iran. AIPAC is why the U.S. has supported genocide in Gaza. We must say NO to AIPAC. YES to electing Abdul as Michiganโ€™s next U.S. Senator.
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Crysta Goldrick OBE โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #FBPE retweeted
Is there an asterisk next to your pedo conviction
Replying to @mobnole2
Your mom was on my asterisk pole last night
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