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The Sun, dipped in Black.

Baltimore-Washington Parkway
Joined January 2010
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Ok. I can FINALLY share this with y’all. I produced a mini-documentary about DC’s #Blackbroadway! Watch the full project at funkparade.com ⚡️ It’s the story of a little street in DC that laid the foundation for Black excellence in America. ❤️
[AIGHT SO BOOM] This is me, and the guy on the screen is Justin Rood, co-founder of the #DCFunkParade in a mini-documentary that [I produced.] This is also me in my truest form, creating projects that matter to my community and me and taking risks. OMFGIMAPRODUCERYALL🤯
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Incredible 😂😂
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Father God… please bless me with someone that really cares about what I’m goin through and doesn’t just say what they think I want to hear 🙏🏾
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My girl texted me at 1:19 that her teacher refused to help her w/a history question and then said, “if this isn’t finished by the end of class, it’s late.” She said, “This hurts a lot because IDK what I did wrong.” By 3:30, she was withdrawn. You won’t bully my child.
I’ve resigned myself to the fact that I’m going to have to pull my daughter out of this private school. Giving her random zeroes (and fixing it after I emailed) was the first straw. Tone policing and blaming her for other kids’ actions was the second. Censuring her is third.
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Out here worried about trump vetoing everything Dems pass when all Dems need to do is send Abdul El-Sayed to the White House in a tight pants and shirt to meet with trump for 2 seconds and that man will not remember what a veto is.
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Static Major died after his medical team incorrectly placed a catheter puncturing his Jugular vein, he went into respiratory arrest as a result not only was he one of the pioneers of Pretty Ricky he crafted modern R&B love ballads as we know it another talented black mind taken
MF DOOM died from being administered an incorrectly high dose of an ACE inhibitor, a medication known to cause angioedema in Black patients at three times the rate of white/caucasian patients. Then he was shoved into a storage closet and forgotten about. RIP.
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The white house tweeting “he’s still your president” in the same way that a loser ass man will say “still fucked” is…something lmao
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Sade when her man thought it was an ordinary love
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ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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Obama taught him The Voice like a bene gesserit lmao
El-Sayed: To AIPAC who spent $42 million against us. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to beat you twice.
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one of my friends is happy.. man feels on top of the world, because his girlfriend is now “mature” lmaoo.. he says she no longer complains , doesn’t get jealous or make a fuse when he fails to give her attention. should i tell him ??? 😭😭
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lol this Cut article and those interviewed calling it out
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Replying to @_KingArii
I’m Ngl yall bein kinda weird abt this man they make they content n go on abt they day im confused as to y everybody attacking her dude unprovoked
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I’m jealous. DC has no real strip club scene. Another pitfall of gentrification. Imagine the time we coulda had tonight at the Macombo Lounge or Stadium Watch Party. Dammit
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'In 1860, an enslaved man named Sheppard Peek was listed among the possessions of William Peek. His value was placed at $1400. More than a century and a half later, Sheppard’s great-great-granddaughter, Keisha Lance Bottoms, was elected governor of GA' ajc.com/politics/2026/11/kei…
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Talib Kweli is a weirdo and everybody in his camp lame as hell too for still rockin out with him
Anyways still being harassed. Court is in February. Love you.
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Y'all why did my little brother (13) ask me to send him the link to vote, at least he's trying 😭😭😭
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Magic City, Atlanta’s famous strip club, is throwing a “From the Polls to the Poles” election night watch party:
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Italy-based 50 Top Pizza organization just released their rankings for this year. No Washington DC pizza spot made the global Top 50 (unsurprisingly? 👀) but at least Slice & Pie is holding DC down on the Top 100 spot at No. 96. 50toppizza.it/50-top-world-2…
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