Squirty

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Me n my 20 followers (most of them bots) sippin on iced tea as we ride on segways through town with douchebag sunglasses

When that fembussy starts squirting and you're not about to waste a single drop

I'd hump someone's leg for half a martini

Based Grok

Nuh uh, that ain't me

I wish I had meds to take

Any guy can be a babygirl, but it takes a man to be a wife 🗣📢

Me in the @Applebees dumpster corral with someone's mee-maw after 6 Dollaritas and a gas station boner pill

Every artist that keeps chiming in over how it's "akchually not expensive ☝️🤓" is getting their art feed into ai training models

Better hide yo jack-o-lanterns before I turn them into jacked-off-lanters #Halloween

Are you gonna let me lick #Texas Roadhouse butter off your titties, or are you lame?

Hi, I'm- *Boioioioioing* (Sound of my erection)

Me n my 10 followers playing Pokemon Go and pulling up to the local orphanage for the pokestop while sipping on iced teas

Why are there so many misandrists on Twitter? 😭

Shout out to all the pretty women out there that never announce their presence but are there

I'm such a lazy and fit piece of shit. As soon as I get home from the gym and finish showering, I just lie over and die

When I'm using a girl's thighs as earmuffs but then she accidentally reverse queefs, sucking me in, and I'm now seeing the close up experience to where my nut went

So tired of fighting the algorithm. I don't know who these people are or what they're yapping about. I'm just gonna start replying to every post on my timeline. Is this what you want, Twitter? Is this what you want to see???