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Sierra Johnson

@CunningCuts

Brazen beautician, Instagram inspiration. London local. Subtle smirk, loud laugh. Low tolerance for tosh. Glamourous, glimmery, shimmery, shady.

 ( Fictional account. )
Joined January 2017
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Get your hair cut; get laid.
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[ ... Covertly begins watching the second season of Bridgerton.]
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[SIGHS.]
John Constantine (@HellOrBust) profile pictureJohn Constantine@HellOrBust22 Jan 2022
[it’s absolutely pissing down] Eh. I needed a rinse.
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[Downs one, two, three shots of rum.]
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[Pops a fresh piece of gum - cinnamon tonight - into her mouth.]
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John Constantine (@HellOrBust) profile pictureJohn Constantine@HellOrBust12 Jan 2022
Replying to @HellOrBust
Do you know how much they want for a bleeding haircut these days??? Fucking hell. But look at this pomp.
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Usually works the other way around.
John Constantine (@HellOrBust) profile pictureJohn Constantine@HellOrBust10 Jan 2022
Replying to @CunningCuts
Okay, wait a minute. [hands on the brim and holding] It ain’t that bad and I need you to know that I didn’t plan on coming here. I was fired by me barber.
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[Sierra arrives at Sláinte Agus Táinte close to midnight. Its doors are closed, but the lights are still on, and she can see a few silhouettes inside.]
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[Though Sierra attempts to coax the cat out, she will not budge. With a small sigh, she refills the cat's dry food and water dishes, then rummages around @ResetAndResist's closet for a t-shirt, jeans, fresh boxers... She plucks his toothbrush from the cup in the bathroom.]
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[She grabs a book from his bedside table, adds that to the collection to bring back to the hospital, and locks up securely when she leaves.]
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Still true.
Sierra Johnson (@CunningCuts) profile pictureSierra Johnson@CunningCuts31 Dec 2019
Get your hair cut; get laid.
Got a bit of... [Gestures at a smudge.]
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This mess...
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[During the closure of the salon, Sierra dedicates her full attention to her Instagram. The funds roll in smoothly enough.]
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The coronavirus is killing this bitch's mojo.
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No, I do not want your *infected* tongue in my mouth.
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