Cure Bsc.

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There’s a court higher than the Supreme Court. It’s called the Female Saloon, if your case gets there you’re done.

You never know where you're going till your boots hit the ground and stay there for 24hrs. Then you know where you're at and who's there with you 😅

That look to HE was diabolical.

White hairs are popping

Please if you visit a sick person in hospital and they ask "what time it is" please don't tell them!. Coz their next statement will be i need to rest and they’ll be gone 😔😔

Music is the only language that everyone understands, even when you don't understand the words, you feel the pain, you feel the joy, you feel the love, that is why a song can make you cry, make you dance, make you remember someone you lost, music touches the soul in a way that words alone never can.

Technology has connected us to the whole world, but it has disconnected us from the people sitting right next to us, we chat with strangers online, but we ignore our family at the dinner table, we know what is happening in another country, but we don't know what is happening in our own home, put your phone down and reconnect.

A teacher is not just someone who teaches books, a teacher is someone who shapes destinies, who plants seeds in children that will grow for years, a good teacher can change a child's entire future with one word of encouragement, respect teachers, because they are building the future with their bare hands.

Primenesia is a condition when you order so much from Amazon Prime, you can't remember what you ordered!

If you always notice stingy people,it means you beg a lot better stop it😁.

I had said i will wake up at 4am to vote for HE Sifuna but i have changed my mind and i will sleep in the pooling station kumchagua kama Rais wangu wa awamu ya Sita na nilinde hio kura.

Which Kenyans?

This sounds like a Joke but some years back I traveled with my boss to represent the organization. When we got there I was given the attention like I was the boss but for fear of being in problems, I quickly introduced my boss to the team & that's how they continued all formalities with him 😂

Potato boys delicacy.

Hii Kenya kila ngombe yenye iko soko lazima iko na ndama.

She looks amazing at 42.

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.

So MH370 never disappeared but was taken out and nobody wants to take the blame?

When you’re the only one for the job since the younglings are asleep.