Cursed Posts ➐

“elephant in the room” is the funniest saying cuz imagine an elephant in the room fr. u can't ignore that. some serious shit going on

instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote. this is america

y'all see how fast the weather changed? that's how fast i get irritated

ngl something died in me this year for real

this a terrible time to meet me in life i don't give a fck no more

i'm anemic so it's already winter to me

may as well put that christmas tree up nothing is making sense anyway

this tuesday feels forced. we should've had today off as well

adult friendships are basically "i'm alive, i love you, life beating my ass, talk soon"

that’s a pretty fuckin’ fast decade flew by

if we lock in right now, we can be arguing at the pumpkin patch in 3 months

today we finna celebrate being single. happy independence day

i pledge allegiance.. to da bag

what a bad weekend to be a hot dog

this can't be the same heat abraham lincoln was wearing that big ass top hat in

everything used to be $20 and now that i finally got $20 everything is now 200 dollars

Terry's chair better be fully charged this 4th of July

i hope it snows tomorrow

soon as the 4th of July over, i'm gonna be in Halloween mode

idgaf how much GTA 6 is i have a job

you ever tried to vent and got into it with the mf you venting to