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Curtis Wenis

@CurtisWenis

bed jumping vines. tod slayer

Joined March 2014
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Guess it's pick on curtis day
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We bombing Iran baby
The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) profile pictureThe Hormuz Letter
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BREAKING: Trump has just cancelled all rallies this weekend, per NBC News. Those include his Saturday rally in Kansas, and his Sunday rally in Dubuque, Iowa, just 5 days before the midterms. Only Daytona Beach tomorrow remains, with no events announced for Monday.
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.@HGTVontheRadio do you disavow TV On The Radio?
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I mean if she says you can hit it wearing the beast costume that night,,, *extremely 2011 drew magary voice* WHO SAYS NO?
thatstarwarsgirl (@thatstarwarsgrl) profile picturethatstarwarsgirl
@thatstarwarsgrlOct 28
The difference between having a narcissistic mother VS a happy family
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if someone used AI to do this you do, in fact, have to hand it to them
*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) profile picture*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaone6h
BINANCE WALLETS SEE $2.77 BILLION OUTFLOW ACROSS FIVE BLOCKCHAINS AMID DRAIN SUSPICIONS; HACK UNCONFIRMED
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I have a pretty good idea of how this happened
Tony (@ASVPXILLZ) profile pictureTony
@ASVPXILLZ6h
My Binance account appears to have been compromised just now, with approximately $3M USD in funds withdrawn without my authorization. The funds appear to have been sent to this wallet: 0x5227f603C1eE34CE3C06eFe6477003BDfCCB2f8c I'm still trying to understand how this happened. If anyone can help trace the funds or has information about this address, please reach out. Will share more updates as the investigation progresses.
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next tranche of the initiation fee due next week 😭
Curtis Wenis (@CurtisWenis) profile pictureCurtis Wenis@CurtisWenisJul 31
at the stroke of midnight, the wenis family will officially be members of a country club
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someone should check if Obama owns any stock in Cheesecake Factory, which I didn’t know until today is a public company
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Barron Trump:
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It’s funny how they make tear-free shampoo for kids considering I didn’t start crying in the shower until I was an adult.
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Kevin Baum@kevinbaum013Oct 28
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Conservative (@Conservative2TX) profile pictureConservative
@Conservative2TXOct 28
If Democrats win next week’s election, their agenda is clear: to go after the President, his family, and his administration.
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derek guy (@dieworkwear) profile picture
derek guy
@dieworkwearOct 29
i dont care if you want to wear tan dress sneakers with quarter zip sweaters and lululemon chinos. just do it in the privacy of your bedroom. dont force your lifestyle on me.
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explains why my wife always orders two
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 28
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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Does it at least give you Bane voice
Stephanie Laidlaw (@yogastephy) profile pictureStephanie Laidlaw@yogastephyOct 28
Weird convo at dentist today. I stopped going to her for cleanings as I found an independent hygienist who runs a solo practice & will N95 for me and open windows. Unfortunately I needed work done on a chipped tooth. Anyway, she points to the Airfanta wearable and asks “is that
Great curly hair, dark framed glasses. Black mask with gold chain and ghost charm. Airfanta wearable around neck, fan pointed at face. Black turtle neck. Black and grey wrap over shoulders

ALT Great curly hair, dark framed glasses. Black mask with gold chain and ghost charm. Airfanta wearable around neck, fan pointed at face. Black turtle neck. Black and grey wrap over shoulders

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creating demand for your service to avoid the threat of being hacked by others using the same service
Amir Efrati (@amir) profile pictureAmir Efrati
@amirOct 28
🕵️ Goldman Sachs' biggest AI expense is coding tools, but spending on AI for finding security bugs could soon be on par!
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not me btw
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DMac Wake
@DMacWake316Oct 28
We got a MAGA kicker trying to hold off a sexual predator to keep his job…Chiefs got a Republican primary in their Kicker room man😭😭😭
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absolutely dying at the ensure reference
Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) profile pictureYour OG 🐩@LRNROSEOct 27
glad my mom didnt feel like yall did cus i needed a break from her as a child as well. i would be so annoyed if she was up my ass all yr like twitter parents. like let me go to grandmas so i can drink this ensure and watch jerry springer w her and mind yours
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Your OG 🐩@LRNROSEOct 27
glad my mom didnt feel like yall did cus i needed a break from her as a child as well. i would be so annoyed if she was up my ass all yr like twitter parents. like let me go to grandmas so i can drink this ensure and watch jerry springer w her and mind yours
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Happy Oxi Day to all who celebrated, as personified by this bugs bunny meme
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she’s going to be enjoying a different kind of Giant 16” at lunch. I’m talking of course about the #10 Hunters Club stuffed with double roast beef for just $10.79
Jimmy John’s (@jimmyjohns) profile pictureJimmy John’s
@jimmyjohnsOct 28
keep her in your thoughts today, she has to go to work instead of reading her favorite smut
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