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ALT A Rays fan at Tropicana Field holds up a sign that reads, "Welcome to our version of Five Nights at Freddy's". The poster has a picture of Freddy Peralta as Freddy FazBear.

ALT Cooper Pratt runs in the Looney Tunes desert.

ALT A drone lurks ominously behind Aaron Ashby.

ALT Jacob Misiorowski does a warm up exercise with a large training ball. He has an intense look on his face.

ALT From behind, a fan wears a cheese hat looking out towards the field.

ALT Bunting hangs from the upper deck of American Family Field.

ALT Junior Caminero and Freddy Peralta celebrate with a tomahawk steak after winning the ALCS. Peralta really wants a bite but it doesn't look like Junior is going to let him have one.

ALT A screenshot of a fan wearing a glittering hot dog.

ALT Jackson Chourio holds a bat up to his nose. He wears a home white Milwaukee Brewers uniform and a dark blue batting helmet.

ALT A screenshot of a packed calendar for September 28, 2026. The events are: 9:00 AM: breakfast - pancakes (round like baseballs) 9:30 AM: put on lucky jersey, disregard smell 10 AM: text everyone i know to tune in to the postseason 11:30 AM: daydream about the World Series 12 PM: lunch - hot dogs (9/9/9 prep) 12:30 PM: mimic my favorite player's swing, perfect it, show no one 1:30 PM: organize Wild Card watch party 2:00 PM: research every player's birth charts (who will the stars align for) 3:00 PM: try on every baseball cap i have 4:00 PM: play catch against the wall 5:00 PM: wear retro jersey around town so they know i know ball 6:00 PM: dinner - burgers (round like baseballs) 6:30 PM: post-dinner nap under my team-branded blanket 7:00 PM: make a spreadsheet maximizing my time off so i can watch postseason baseball 8:00 PM: try on my old uniform just to feel something 9:00 PM: think about what could've been 9:45 PM: be super chill about it 10:00 PM: put on comfiest team pajamas for sl

ALT Ronald Acuña Jr. hopped into the stands in an attempt to catch a ball. Pictured are his legs and feet surrounded by Astros fans.