Ex Military Security Consultant, shitposting from a bunker deep in the heart of the Cotswolds about security, movies and vidya. Only here for the lulz.
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Bro you used to be cool
Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
Bristol, home of Brunel’s Clifton Suspension Bridge (1864, still standing), can’t stop a 1999 pedestrian bridge collapsing into the harbour from rust and neglect. £1.5m+ repairs. Peak UK.
Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
hell yeah, some screenshots from my iPhone 1 in 2008, I loved fucking around with it, Cydia basically unlocked the next level of capability of iOS ahead of schedule.
A signed copy of Celsius 7/7, found in a National Trust bookstore. I assume @michaelgove runs through the reasons his government turned the UK into an Islamist breeding ground. What did you do about this during your time in government after you wrote this Michael?
Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
H3 podcast had a weird dynamic trying to be cool with not having any boundaries which didn’t always work… and resulted in adultery
Actor and Comedian Andrew Tate doubles down on his fake Bugatti ownership and online persona, this must be painful testimony haha (whether its true or not).
lol Andrew Tates lawyer trying to get him to unpack where he got the idea to wrap a t-shirt around his head to protect him from fumes and the Judge shutting it down.
Cedric CiphercloΔk retweeted
The difference between @CrayonMurders and the Tates is that Crayons actually gets released 💪
The Market has spoken, the NEW SA80 A4 is here
Key design changes driven by the community:
6.8 calibre + longer barrel: Chambered in 6.8×51 mm Common Cartridge with a free-floating ~24–26 in (≈610–660 mm) barrel for better velocity, range, and armour penetration while staying bullpup for overall compactness.
Higher capacity: Purpose-designed high-capacity magazines (visually ~30–35 rounds or dual-stack/casket style) instead of the usual low-capacity 6.8 magazines.
Consistent high-performance sights: Robust, consistently zeroed advanced optic (modern variable-power or high-quality prism/red-dot combo with reliable illumination and ballistic features).
Lighter + less recoil + good ergonomics / comfort: Lightweight advanced polymer/carbon-reinforced construction, free-float handguard, effective multi-port muzzle brake/compensator
Left- and right-handed: Changeable cocking handle with rounds ejecting from the top so it can be used comfortably.
🤖 Made with AI
I hope this gets the derision it deserves.
Only saving grace a former Brecon qualled Inf NCO who used it for real. And shocker he isn't one of exclusively non-teeth arms interviewed moaning about the weight. Heaven forbid ask anyone from Inf.
Very on brand from @BritishArmy
Crazy detail from the Andrew Tate Case: In an unprecedented move, he offered the Crown Prosecution Service £40k for the names of the complainants. Rejecting, the CPS cited historic pattern of victim/witness intimidation/bribery and no legal framework to handle such a request.
The Crown Prosecution service referenced this Andrew Tate tweet specifically in their extradition request 😆
