CFO|Finance Director|Finance Strategy & Operations (CPA-k) #Taxation #Audit #Advisory #Accounting @taxexpertke, Baba j 👪 @slimladyke #Impossibleisnothing
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2014
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CPA Enock M Makori retweeted
Sammy Cullen Maina. Remember that name.
Stop idolizing politicians. They’re our employees, and when they don’t do their jobs, we need to fucking fire them. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power or our will. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Man is not worried by real problems so much as by his imagined anxieties about real problems – at Nairobi, Kenya
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CPA Enock M Makori retweeted
Unfair that CEOs who aren’t into Asian girls get fewer dating options from spy agencies.
Where are the French/Russian/Iranian honeypots? Not one spy girl sent my way. Are they even trying?
France is excused — their decision-makers aren’t into girls. Everyone else: try harder!
If anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said of you but answer, "He was ignorant of my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these alone. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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CPA Enock M Makori retweeted
Angie Martinez interviewed Tupac Shakur three months before his death. She’s finally sharing her interview with the world in THE TUPAC TAPES WITH ANGIE MARTINEZ, a four-episode video podcast event, premiering on November 27.
Joining her to reflect on Tupac’s life, legacy, and lasting impact are Matt Barnes, Big Boy, Bootleg Kev, Joe Budden, Charlamagne Tha God, DJ Hed, E.D.I. Mean, Erica Ford, Dream Hampton, Lil’ Cease, Monie Love, Ed Lover, Aiyisha T. Obafemi, Wallo, and RZA.
CPA Enock M Makori retweeted
NEWS UPDATE
24-year old KCA University student Cullen Maina who was allegedly abducted during the Gen Zs protests has been found dead
CPA Enock M Makori retweeted
Man till this day I’ll never understand why so many people are triggered by me giving God praise. I can’t find the wrong in it to save my life lol. The bible says let everything that has breath praise the lord (Psalm 150:6). Long as I’m breathing ima give God the glory and nobody can ever make me feel bad about that.
CPA Enock M Makori retweeted
Mimi naye tangu nitoke na my comrade from KCA hapo 2024 only for him to be abducted, tortured and killed by Ruto nilisema I'll never forgive that nigga hata alete Real Madrid Kasarani. Fuck ya'll supporting that Bayern shit. His name was Sammy Cullen MAINA btw.
Siasa, we need goons to attack Ethiopian aggression towards Kenya.
I guess I have answered. The Ethiopian – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Arrange them world wide based on revenue and work force worldwide? – at Nairobi, Kenya
The Big 4 audit firms operating in Kenya are:
Deloitte
PwC (PricewaterhouseCoopers)
EY (Ernst & Young)
KPMG
These are the same global networks present in Nairobi and serve major listed companies and multinationals.
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The right question should be;.What do women want to benefit from marriage ❤️?
What does marriage benefit women other than provision??? Just having your bills paid???
For example, kama saaai najilipia nyumba,najilisha,clothes and all fun,,, it means if I can make good money, I don't have to get married.
Si neza jizalia ka mini me, move to a bigger house, get a nanny to help raise the child, provide for them and still be going about my business, dating and partying and doing everything I enjoy doing now .
Coz what do you mean juu sasa unalipa stima na kununua food sasa siwezi enda road trip siku mbili but wewe uneza enda?? Aty uneza niuliza maswali za unatoka wapi saa hii,🤣🤣🤣na mimi ni mtu mzima. I literally wanted to become an adult ndio niishi vile nataka
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i knew i was maturing when i learned that a relationship can end even when it was so full of love.
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Mnafika kimuka?
Most people dont know how much money is in the services we offer,like Electric fencing. Sasa kama hii tuseme ni 50/100 it costs around 132,000kes. Na tunaweka na siku mbili.
A month has 30 days, divide by 2 per project, hiyo ni 15 projects per month
Haya, 15 x 132,000kes = 2 million
Two million per month x 12 months?
= 24,000,000kes
24M per year, na bado hatujacount vitu kama CCTV cameras, Access controls, Fire alarm systems,
Mimi ni mtu mambo ikieza amua kuenda msuri nalalisha kitu kama 100Mirrion per year. Miaka tano nimenunua helicopter!
Siet! Leteni kasi aki keensight.co.ke
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