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They said 7 is real, but when they were drowning in the ocean, they called the sailor Oi! Oi!! Oi!!!

Joined April 2017
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If you see me glowing, it's Jesus. If you see me healing, it's Jesus. If you see me still standing, definitely Jesus.
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when you're about to crack her but you see a dark vertical line in the middle of her stomach
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Cooking is stressful asf
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only when i don broke wey you fit annoy me. if i guide, i go just dey look you dey smile
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Hunger go beat these girls finish, them go come online they type “men are bad kissers” Aunty shut up go warm eba 😂💔
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I thought I had quit soda, Turns out I was just broke.
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Forgiveness is the best form of love. It takes a strong person to say sorry and an even stronger person to forgive.
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Successful men don’t have girlfriends at the beginning of their careers.
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Women are lucky because a man can take a woman from a bad background and help build her into someone better.
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Love at first sight is a scam. He or she is just sexually attracted to you. They wanna knack you.
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Women don’t know what revealing clothes are until their housemaid wears them in front of their husbands
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"Talk am again if e sure for your papa" Any time you hear that word just know say na risky settings be that 😂
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How old is Bolaji again??, cuz this woman is not aging at all
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Magixx used to have one of the best vocals in the game. His voice was something special, so what happened? We barely hear his songs anymore. I miss that version of Magixx.
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Why am i suddenly jealous of my friends that already have kids Which kind of mood is this 😂
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When you're having a good day then you remembered your club has a match today.
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Even elders they fear to give advice this period because wetin we dey face, their eyes never see am.
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Why are most of you ashamed to say your current age? ??
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Real lovers know that texting is sexier than calling.
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when a little kid just roasted the life outta you and now you gotta tell them Santa Clause ain't real
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delaying your haircut intentionally to look rough just to make that glow up more iconic is a cheatcode not everyone knows about
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